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do the spiderverse kids all have. slightly different meme cultures

LOOK THROUGH THE NOTES I BEG YOU

Given that memes are almost as random as random number generators, I highly support this theory.

do the spiderverse kids all have. slightly different meme cultures

LOOK THROUGH THE NOTES I BEG YOU

You don’t have to understand asexuality or aromanticism (or bisexuality, pansexuality, being trans, noninary etc.)  Just acknowledge it, respect it, and move on. These are real live human people we’re talking about here, just be nice.

I don’t understand algebra. That doesn’t mean it doesn’t exist

put in the tags the first thing that comes up when u type “i am,” “i’m not,” “i love,” “i hate,” and “i wish”

wow those last three seem like they’re part of a convo in a super dramatic story

wow alright then

man im depressing

welp

... How convienient

i love how you guys talk shit about cartoon style and animation but what the fuck is with this phineas and ferb obsession, The Ugliest Childrens Show Ever Animated.

Fun fact: In one interview the creators mentioned that one reason everyone’s heads are shaped like really recognizable shapes (Candace is the letter p, Phineas is obviously just a triangle) is so its way easier for younger kids to draw them. Not being able to to draw your favorite characters when you’re little can be really frustrating and kind of put you off drawing all together.

That’s actually pretty neat

#Dr Doofenshmirtz in a croptop is a little disturbing ... Okay that much can't be argued with.

I’m so glad you explained this because I didn’t understand and was about to google “fire emblem chrom feet” before I realized that those actions may have dire consequences

his big brag for this one was he “paid for all the food himself” because the white house cooks are furloughed (because of him you know) but are you telling me that this dude who is supposedly a billionaire couldnt afford to pay a few chefs for the night? my dude that is fucked 

Is The Onion still in business because the world is one major shitpost already. What are they gonna do? Write real news?

Not even well tbh

Memes have become so heavily context-dependent that they briefly spawned a side-phenomenon of corporations mistakenly assuming that the image combinations are simply random, and that “randomness” is what the new generation finds humorous, and then deliberately creating nonsense ads in a desperate attempt to appeal to the youth, which went on for several years before they finally started hiring younger social media managers.

If you wanna speak meme, you gotta have the memetionary memeorized

AMEN

My friend’s husband works for Discord. I had to show her this, and she had to show it to her husband. His reponse? The CEO is Jewish. He knew exactly what he was doing. “They don’t exactly take themselves too seriously.”

god bless

I like that

…really? You don’t think it might have anything to do with the milk being stolen for human consumption? At all? Not even a tiny bit?

Militant vegans can fuck right off

reblogging for educational purposes.

reblogging for people being schooled

This was the funniest argument about false cruelty I have read.. Thank you. 

Also this is a LOT nicer than what mother cows do to calves that won’t be weaned. You know what mother cows do to calves that won’t wean? kick them in the head. Now I don’t know about vegans, but I’d rather have a nose tag that discouraged me from injuring my mother (because calves that don’t wean tend to chew on udders and make mother cows bleed) rather than being kicked in the head. Source: I grew up on a fucking cattle ranch. I have seen chickens skeletonize a mouse I KNOW SHIT.

Happy to explain! See, chickens are omnivorous. They eat bugs, plants, and meatstuffs. Y'know how crows and ravens and things eat meat? Well, chickens too. Ours had a particular fondness for ham when someone accidentally put it into the bucket of good scraps we set aside for the chickens. A bucket we tried to keep as meat-free as possible, because few things are more terrifying than a chicken looking you in the eyes as it scarfs down ham. Anyway, back to the mouse. One day i was doing Chicken Chores, like gathering eggs, putting out grain, emptying the bucket of greens, etc, when a mouse runs across the pen. All at once, eight or so chickens stop dead, look at it, and SWARM. Now I’m six at this point in time and developing a healthy fear of chickens, and so do nothing. By the time the chickens are done, all that is left of the mouse is its bones. I left the chicken pen very, very quickly. Chickens crave meat. They were dinosaurs. They did not forget that they were dinosaurs. They will also cannibalize each other with reckless abandon. Sometimes we just had to remove one chicken to its own private pen away from the others because no matter what we did, that specific one always tried to eat the other chickens. We had one that really liked other chicken’s eyes. Bear in mind, our pens ensured each chicken had about five to six square feet all its own if you managed to space every chicken out evenly, we never locked them in teensy pen things, and fed them LOTS. These chickens just really, really wanted to maim. Chickens that are not Buff Orpingtons are the devil. Buff Orpingtons are sweethearts. If you must have chickens, have that kind. And never get Guineas. Guineas are SATAN INCARNATE. THEY SMELL FEAR.

Holy shit, I dont think I’ll ever use chicken as an insult again. 

Holy Shit, same here that is terrifying

Will I’m using it as a compliment

I love farm animals.

@kedreeva

BEGGING for a Jurassic Park reboot where farmers run the place instead of brogrammer scientists, and the raptors frequently get scolded and taped into tea towels

Okay so honesty time I may be a vegetarian but it’s not because I give two shits about cows to be honest but THAT STUFF ABOUT THE BIRDS IS INCREDIBLE! Please folks if you started to scroll past this like I did STOP AND SCROLL BACK UP TO READ ABOUT THE MURDERBIRDS.

Even our little animals are terrifying and dangerous…

We live on a death world, and that is probably why aliens are afraid to make contact.

I didn’t even grow up on a farm, although I do have a fair amount of experience with animals.  I have been riding horses since I was nine years old and have one of my own, and I also helped take care of my neighbours chickens before she saw all the scars I was getting on my legs and decided the fresh eggs weren’t worth the disfigurement of her favourite adopted neice.  Anyway, I had to go into this pen with a fucking RAKE and wave it at them so I could reach the food and water bowls to fill them.  The rooster would ‘spur’ me (slice me open with a claw) whenever he had the chance.  And even though I WOULD BEAT THE SHIT OUT OF THIS TINY MONSTER DINO-FOWL EVERY TIME, HE WOULD DO IT AGAIN WHENEVER HE GOT THE CHANCE!  I have some pretty boss scars on my legs and behind one knee from that bastard.  I will eat chicken out of spite now even if I’m not craving it, thinking of that monster the whole time.

As someone who grew up on a farm, this post is absolutely everything.

Reblogging for insane stories and the line, “I eat chicken out of spite now.”

I grew up on a farm, and we had chickens. There was this one rooster we used to have, and he was the devil. He would always attack my legs with his beak and gash my shin. So I would usually come back from chores with a silver dollar size swollen welt on my shin. My mom was getting real tired of this rooster and wanted my dad to butcher it for my safety. My dad kept on refusing/putting it off, so I began to bring a stick or something with me when I went to do the chickens. One time I brought a large metal shovel, and yet again this rooster (he was actually quite small) come rushing me, so I swung back and whacked that little fucker good. Now even though I was a 9 year old, I regularly carried 40lbs bales of hay in each hand, and 5 gallon buckets of water. This rooster fucking staggers a bit AND COMES AFTER ME AGAIN. I hit him again and kinda ran away (I was getting a little sick of him at this point as well). Anyway all that he came away with from that encounter was a slight limp that didn’t last. Fast forward several months of dealing with this guy we had a 4-H picnic at our house and this girl who also kinda looked liked me, small skinny, short brown hair was a part of the group. We were in the middle of this picnic when this poor kid was all of a sudden rushed by this rooster, and got a gash on her shin. Needless to say, my mom made my dad butcher him after that. So moral of the story, chickens are metal af, and they have a vengeance.

Good article with a bad headline

Good article with a headline intentionally misrepresenting the point maliciously.

😊

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