teehee :3

You guys would like my posts a lot more if you had my exact life experiences and internal monologue

i’m laying in bed and my ass is out for No Reason

boo!! we hate your hole!!

im developing cataracts in my right eye and ill be getting surgery for it on sunday so art might be paused for a bit next week ...

that's okay. you dont need to do that actually

at what age does it start sounding wierd to call your baby "it" ?

none. #it/itspronounsbaby #wokebaby #hellyeahwokebaby

if you call women “females” i automatically do not trust or like you

you really wont like the military then buddy

jokes on you, i already hate the military

*browses own blog* amazing

If I was a tree, I would use my mycelium network to spread lies for clout

"hear me out" and it's a picture of the most fuckable building you've ever seen. c'mon now.

“hear me out” and it’s the fucking dildopolis

If I comment “I’m gonna hurt myself” under her pic do u think she’ll know it’s a compliment