teehee :3

Daniel is like Bella Swan for people who like hard liquor, drugs, and psychosexual saw traps and I love that for him.

okay, im "sorry" i tested my dual scythe combos/fever mode on your "smol bean" boyfriend

Ghosts aren't real, it was probably just the house settling that gave you that blowjob

taking antidepressants and listening to nine inch nails so the effects cancel out and my libido comes out perfectly normal

armand is so beautiful if i was in iwtv i would propose marriage to him and when he said no i would say okay :D and then i would go home to scream and cry and bash my head in with a really large rock in secret

I love environmental storytelling

Its fucking hieroglyphs with you people

You guys would like my posts a lot more if you had my exact life experiences and internal monologue