She Told Me I’m A Narcissist Doing It Again

most tumblr jokes are utterly embarassing to say in public but today i said to someone “bold of you to assume i have dignity” and i won’t lie it was the most powerful I’ve felt in years

have I heard recent fandom stuff? interesting question. the answer is I did my fucking time and now I universally unilaterally refuse to learn anything ever again. thank you

Unless!! it’s VERY funny

Yea I want to rearrange your guts but first how was your day? Did you eat?

surgeons before they put you under anesthetic

hey, tag this with a food people get really upset about you not liking

being in your 20s is like: i’m so young i’m so old. i should do everything i should rest. i can do what i want but i need to be careful. i’m an Adult™ but i need help from an Adult™. i’m so smart i’m so stupid. i’m leaving i feel left behind. i want to be a kid again and i can’t wait to be old. i’ve done a lot i’ve done nothing. i wanna be alone but i’m so lonely. like.... what the hell ??

social media is like. its so fun its so boring i love being here actually its horrible and i hate it. hey besties i want to overshare but wait i dont know or trust any of you. why am i online this much i dont know what to do with myself when im not online. i want to throw my phone in the ocean i will die if i dont refresh this app again. i need to go off the grid i want to keep up with what everyone is doing. i dont care how people perceive me but i also kind of do

I was straight once too haha don’t worry you’ll grow out of it

That face cats have when they’re very young and they look like they just woke up from a four hour nap,, yeah

ICONIC

I was gonna put this in my queue but tbh I think it’s more relevant right now.

Yeah.

Don’t look at things you know will make you angry. Don’t read the comment sections. Don’t look at the blogs of people who add dumb comments to posts to confirm that they’re dumb all the time. Don’t read old conversations you had with people you don’t talk to anymore. Go look at pictures of kittens or something instead. Protect yourself from negativity in every way you can.

I cannot even begin to explain the peace that was blessed upon me when I realized this.

i miss 1990 when i didn’t exist