the secret cheat code for women is realizing you dont have to date men

this doesnt just go for lesbians it goes for bi women and straight women too. i cant even count how many times straight women have told me “i wish i was a lesbian so i didnt have to date men” but guess what … u Dont have to date men 

to be clear this also isnt necessarily saying ‘go date women instead!!’ its just saying…. u dont have to date men. u dont have to be dating women in order to not date men! in fact if ur not attracted to women at all please dont date women just as a substitute for men. but if dating men isnt making u happy… u dont have to do that. u dont have to make a space in ur life for men

Between 1979 and 1998 there were 53 deaths from snakes, according to data obtained from the Australian Bureau of Statistics. With your help we can bring these numbers up!

#Forge historical snakebite reports

forever thinking about "Sanity is a state in which our component selves love and trust each other, and are prepared to let each other assume control as circumstances demand". i should get it on a wall. 'the goal'. very useful to internalize.

(To the tune of Rasputin): BLEH BLEH DRACULA, KING OF TRANSYLVANIA, HE IS A BAT AND ALSO A MAN

being a horror fan will have you saying sentences such as “i liked it a lot, super gross and sad”

Also true crime

no thats a different and worse thing i am not associated with you

hey suspiciously-flat-backed girl can you come over here i need a cutting board but I can't use wood because the meat will get stuck in it and I can't use plastic because the microplastics will poison me and I can't use glass because I like my knife.