Wonderland

Manscaped just pinned me down sheared my nuts and released me back into my enclosure like a barnyard sheep

People who act aggressive and negative as fuck and then when you’re like “hey can you stop” they’re like “I’m going through some stuff 🥺🥺🥺” like damn dude that’s crazy me too - for example right now I’m going through YOUR behavior.

the most beautiful piece of meat is bacon dont try to tell me otherwise

i thought it was my daddy’s cock ヽ(^◇^*)/

this is why they starting to charge us for being here

CG ranger (one alignment check away from CN) with 18 in CHA

my singing voice is good for showers and mornings in the kitchen and drunken nights and lullabies for babies who need sleep and im okay with this

i think it’s silly to be ashamed of your art because it’s not in a museum and of your voice because it’s not selling out stadiums. there will always be people who enjoy and appreciate what you can do.

Idk why but this hit me really hard and I’ve been staring at it for a couple minutes.

“id date a fan” doesnt mean “id date a 12 year old who knows more about me than i do”

Also, his eyes aren’t in his head. They’re in his hands. He only sees what he reaches for, what he desires, what he wants.

The fuck

strawberry milk don’t taste like strawberry but it sure as hell tastes like pink

tea

girl it’s milk

The very gentle yet determined “hah haaahh” it did 🥺