welcome

I like when my dreams reuse locations from past dreams. like oh cool we doin a bottle episode

There are truly very few forces in the world as strong as the inertia of staying up way too late doing fuckall

openin’ the door to the microwave one second early because you don’t need all the hootin’ and hollerin’

they need to start making clothes out of material that can clean glasses well again

"Kill them with kindness" wrong. Gengar use shadow ball

y’all my friend decided to investigate what was blocking their drain system and you are not prepared for the answer

this stupid baka life isn't going according to keikaku

yandere this and tsundere that how about doing your laundere

they call me the problem ignorer for reasons that i know but dont feel like addressing right now

you ever wake up from a dream amd immediately think "well that was a bit heavyhanded"