typing out a funny anecdote and realizing halfway through its not that funny and it's too convoluted to explain to someone who wasn't there and I'm ugly and gay too

Writing would be so much easier if I didn't have youtube or computer games Right There.

"Derin you can get timed apps to block -- " No. I don't want to block them. They're too fun.

I feel like having wings violently burst out of your back would just feel really good. Like itd feel awful but also itd feel really satisfying.

Get a job

You smoke weed like a 12 year old

tell the chef i said yum dot com

Milwaukee, Wisconsin, USA

yeah okay ill reblog that

luigi's mansion is scarier for empaths because you feel what luigi feels