i think that's hot, like, somebody murdering me

“when i was little” brother you are 5’3. so you must mean yesterday. or five minutes ago.

“i'll be there shortly” yeah. we know.

my decision to not buy any treats or yummies is coming back to haunt me..

not to make a vent post here but like id understand if it was halo top or friendlys but if im bringing you hagen daaz or ben and jerrys and you still complain about how my basement isnt ventilated well or your chain is too tight then you just sound ungrateful. sorry

how did a woman manage to date elvira for 19 years and not tell every single person she knows

*trying to say i enjoyed something* this thing made me feel sick and made me writhe around on the floor

cracking myself up thinking about the movement towards simplified forms in cave paintings