i think that's hot, like, somebody murdering me

how did a woman manage to date elvira for 19 years and not tell every single person she knows

*trying to say i enjoyed something* this thing made me feel sick and made me writhe around on the floor

cracking myself up thinking about the movement towards simplified forms in cave paintings

did a bit of driving through the state of georgia today and wound up driving through a small town that i later discovered was called newborn, which is an odd name but doesn’t technically have anything wrong with it, except for the fact that i nearly gave myself whiplash doing a double-take at a building sign advertising NEWBORN TAXIDERMY

contrary to social media developers’ beliefs i have literally never once wanted to see posts in anything other than chronological order

websites often misjudge how far I will go to avoid ads. "you can't use this site until you turn off the adblock sowwy" I Am Leaving Your Website