i think that's hot, like, somebody murdering me

the sluttiest thing a man could do is be covered in blood and grip his wounded side in agony

When I say "godspeed" (I say it a lot) I like to imagine I'm a member of a futurism religion that worships velocity above all else. Like its the standard well-wishing in my culture. Speedliness is next to godliness. Someday we'll catch him! And the closer we get the more he loves us

dishonored is so fucking good man. god.

If you see this you’re legally obligated to reblog and tag with the book you’re currently reading

Sighs loudly and dramatically in a way that suggests I desire attention

The year is 2032. All sexual content has been banned from the internet. The only way to legally jack off is now by purchasing the Marvel Rivals battlepass