Far above the Moon

Merlin is Camelot’s cryptid

#also that scene in 1x02 where merlin’s just sitting on the steps with gwen #and out of the blue is like ‘help me steal this dog statue’ #and she just does?? #no questions asked? #it’s hilarious

Merlin three seconds after meeting Lancelot: You seem nice, let’s commit identity fraud

“Fun fact, Rose’s Bechdal test score would have been in the 80′s were it not for the episodes Moffat wrote during her run.”

Guys, really, you should click the link. 

“Ironically, the woman who is often propped up as proof that Steven Moffat is, in fact, not a sexist was one of the worst in terms of the Bechdel test and overall independence of thought and character. While maintaining an average speaking time, the episodes she is in only pass the Bechdel Test 57% of the time, and she herself only passes 42% of the time. She also never passes it on her own after Series 5. It is also important to note that River’s “passes” barely scraped by this test. Her passing conversations were always around three or four lines of exchange total, limited to one per episode, and were always in the presence of/with the Doctor.”

“While both Rose and River had their share of arguments with The Doctor, how they handled them was drastically different. Rose argued when she had moral issue with his choices, stood her ground, defended others, and overall became the moral compass of their relationship. River rarely if ever, disagreed on issues or principles. If asked to do something she disagreed with she would just yell, ‘I hate you,’ and then do it. Her mentality toward The Doctor can be summed up with a conversation she has with Amy in series 6. The Doctor has left them with instructions Amy does not want to do, but River tells her, ‘We’re going to as The Doctor’s friends always do. As they’re told.’ I think I just heard Rose, Martha, Donna, Romana, and Sarah Jane slap you. When it comes to River Song, it seems that audiences were fooled into thinking she was a strong female character because of her propensity toward violence, and some admittedly excellent monologues.”

tchalla hacks buckys phone location so he knows where he is if and when he wants to beat his ass

he just gets bored and he’s like hmmmmmm bucky’s only two miles away frm me time for pain buck boi

forget the tony and steve man pain, i want to just see scenes of Bucky standing in the self checkout line with a loaf of bread and TP then suddenly tchalla is there throwing a shopping cart at his ass and they start fighting. bucky in the bathroom washing his hands calmly before tchalla kicks the door open and they start fighting. tchalla having a sandwich in the park until he sees bucky coming then he throws it at his face and then they start fighting.

Bucky’s about to dive in the pool, T'Challa runs up, drop kicks his ass and flips out of the splash zone.

it’s very important to me that sometimes t’challa is in a high-level but very boring cabinet meeting about grain prices or smth and his secret Danger Phone goes off and he glances down at it and then grimly says, “i must go.” and everyone’s like, wow. our strong and brave prince. off to protect Wakanda in her hour of need again. meanwhile t’challa’s just hit bucky barnes with a SPECTACULAR flying clothesline outside a Home Depot in bed-stuy

#bucky knows every single time t'challa’s about to creep up and kick his ass #and t'challa knows he knows #it’s a consensual ass-kicking #they kick each other’s asses the way two friends sit down for a coffee date #‘HOW DID THE CABINET MEETING GO’ bucky yells as he kicks and nearly dislocates t'challa’s jaw #‘IT WAS PRETTY BORING. I WAS TEXTING MY FRIEND UNDER THE TABLE THE WHOLE TIME’ t'challa shouts back as he throws bucky into a shopping cart #what’s the equivalent of a booty call but like. for fighting #t'challa texts bucky ‘can’t wait to see u tonite ;) – ur prince’ #steve peers over bucky’s shoulder like ‘who you texting’ #‘I HAVE TO LEAVE’ bucky says shoving the phone in his pocket and parkouring out the 93rd floor of avengers tower ( @saltdryad )

YES THAT LAST PART

Love this.

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What rent?

tom nook lets you sell literally anything at his stores, and for fair prices, doesn’t force you to pay off rent, doesn’t charge interest, gives you a base house at no cost (save the optional loan to pay off), and makes any upgrades optional… when will the slander of him cease

hes not gonna fuck you

you dont know that

Bonus: you have WON the game. You are now free of it and are now authorized to pass along inhibits to others without constraint.

It’s like the original protagonist got turned into a suit of armor, so his asshole sidekick had to fill in as the face.

Wait holy fuck

OP: “okay, let’s make it sad!” *accidentally opens a portal to the universe of Grim Fandango*

This is what you hear when you come into my room and I’m dissociating

you made it sexy

@copperbadge i SWARE i’ve heard this on Nero Wolfe Sam pls tell me i’m not gone mad

also according to michael collins when the three of them were discussing what neil armstrong should say when he first stepped on the moon, collins suggested armstrong say “Oh, my God, what is that thing?”  and then scream and cut out his mic.

Everyone forgets Michael Collins and it’s fucking tragic.

I found this camera on the subway and look what was inside...

I would marry this man

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