houdini

I’ve been waiting for 364 days to reblog this.

whose stepdad is making stim videos?

FREE THE EGGS FROM THE FLAVOUR CUBE

“BECAUSE YOU OVERCOOKED THEM WHILE TYPING THIS”

I actually went “Awwwwwwww” at “Fear not soft noodles”

i have many questions but the most pressing of which is why is what looks like a mass effect pistol part of the traditional toppings

are you saying a gun is not a traditional ramen topping?

“what the fuck richard”, “way to go paul”, and “adam” are a very powerful trio of vines

a fourth, more aggressive vine: “PATRICIA”

when you die you go to the mii plaza

are you gonna pick those penne noodles out of the boiling water one by one like a man, or are you gonna use a strainer like some kind of democrat?