"he would not fucking say that" but about injuries. he would not fucking recover that quickly. those scars would not fucking heal like that. he would not be fucking able bodied after that. he would not be fully lucid after that.

something i actually just realized on call w some friends recently is how crazey it is that your online friends are as many as thousands of feet above or below u right now. like if you teleported to their location without changing your height above sea level, well your fucked in some way basically

society has genuinely moved past the need for christopher nolan

id like us to start applying the same energy towards people (especially non-brits) laughing at chavs that we do towards people (especially non-americans) laughing at rednecks and hillbillies okiedokie xx

filtering down ao3 results from 14000 to 6 based on a single tag is foul. im sorry none of you are as enlightened as me ig.

men will literally bend backwards to make you feel stupid rather than admit they might be wrong & then expect you to be nice to them

it's ok guys the real world cup is next year anyways

At the club checkin my tumblr notes

they just announced all women should eat 4 meals a day and at least 2 nice snacks. they made it the general consensus

it’s so hard for me to not doxx myself every single day btw. my oversharer’s spirit is being stifled by internet safety