TAKE A GOD DAMN VACATION STRAIGHT TO HELL

Printers despise you. Even docile ones will attack you. You aren't welcome in their holy places.

literally drinking a beer by the lake and still opened tumblr. some of us are beyond saving

theyre calling this shit “lost media” now

I got a job at a gas station across from a casino and a guy keeps coming in to buy whole cartons of cigarettes and talks in the third person calling himself "snake eyes pete" and every time I tell him his total hes like "tell ya what if old Pete rolls a snake eyes why dont you give it to him for free?" and he rolls the same set of loaded dice on the counter and it does not matter how many times he rolls snake eyes I will not give him the cartons for free he gets so mad

so many games on steam next fest look like Homestar Runner bits

Tumblr denizens love to say the most dumbass shit with glib condescending tones.