Feed the Beast

i just wanna say a formal thank u to pasta for being like that

the world is a mess but at least we still have cunnilingus and spicy curry

um. you probably should not mix these activities

Making soup can be flirting

That scene from Ghost but I’m helping you cut up a kiełbasa

@lokighost

A spoon's only objective in life is to make soup go upwards, and it knows this. That's why when you put one under a running tap it blasts the water way high. The spoon thinks there's suddenly TONS of soup to deal with and it freaks out.

OP I want you to know I think of this post every single time I have to wash a spoon.

bf who cooks 🤝 gf who looks cute on counters

i'm tired of flirting. let me know if you want to eat pizza and sleep together

we ate tagliatelle with boar ragù from some boar a client of my father’s hunted and my father was like ‘oh this boar killed one of my client’s hunting dogs and wounded another’ and i was there chewing on the ragù like oh great my pasta has lore now. just like in ovid’s metamorphoses