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The real question

#hamlet #it’s been. a strange week lmao.#pinned

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laterkiss

i have this deadly sickness called remembering

fuckboyzuko

Don't worry, mutual with a zero-note post. I've added your post to my queue. So, in 6-8 business weeks, we're going to do big numbers! Such as, 1.

cuunos

almost made an insane and lewd post and then remembered my little sister follows me. hello sara.

cuunos

hi sara i am getting dinner with you sunday maybe. do you want ramen or something else maybe

#sara you know you want ramen #oooooooOooooOOOO you want ramen so bad

thedaygoesupinflames

the fucking. soul cleansing feeling. of getting attacked on artfight by someone with one of the most goated art styles ever.

#wait red what’s your artfight again

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thehumanwiki

You can teleport! How does it look?

Puff of smoke

Leaving someone's sight and suddenly you are gone

Fading out of existence

PowerPoint animation

Transforming into a flock of crows

Portal

A trapdoor that isn't there when someone checks

Exploding into confetti

Popping out of existence with no fanfare

Shooting yourself out of a cannon

The Secret Option (tell me)

i don't even want to teleport

Remaining time: 8 hours 2 minutes

fallingtowers

my promising gardening career was cut short when i was mauled by a rampaging basil plant

fallingtowers

you can use this handy mnemonic to remember the planets of the solar system

devilishdescent

mercury penus gearth cars wupiter caturn shuranus weptune iluto wluto mluto bluto aluto rluto bluto pluto

error-404-fuck-not-found

used to think it terribly silly (and kinda funny) when fantasy or sci-fi stories would have people refer to major recent historical events as The Flood or The Incident or The Revolution, and im sure historians fucking hate that because it's not helpful or descriptive, but we sure do be calling it The Pandemic

lostsometime

Also the new linguistic quirk of just saying “it was 2020” as like. The full end of a story. You say “it was 2020” and everyone knows what you mean.

“I was going to get my masters degree but then it was 2020, so yeah”

“I was cast in a play and then it was 2020”

“my boyfriend proposed but then it was 2020”

#recency bias #I’m sure when the next pandemic rolls around we’ll finally call it ‘the pandemic of 2020’ or something

I love seeing hail-is-just-dippin-dots in my notes. They’ve been my loyal likers and rebloggers for years. Hiiii.

j4gm

when me and my boyfriend make meals we have a tradition of sending each other unappetising off-centre photographs of them in poor lighting. we call this "wikipedia food".

fool-counter

when me and my boyfriend make meals we have a tradition of sending each other unappetising off-centre photographs of them in poor lighting. we call this "wikipedia food".

fool count: 1

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common-grackle

ARE YOU A SPEECH AND DEBATE KID OMG I did it in high school!

YES I AM!!!! i've been doing it for a very long time so now i get to assistant coach the littles :) watergate kid went to finals with that speech and i was very proud

also im curious what categories/styles did you do??

cleverclove

The high of going to finals is something I have yet to match in my adult life, hats off to your student :3

I fear I was kind of an interp kid 😭😭 but starting out, I did expos/info (the one w the boards but they keep changing the name lol), oratory, and then finally switching to dramatic interp, POI, and original prose and poetry!

#I actually went to nationals in poi #didn’t advance but still a very cool experience. I love u iowa god bless.#also NICE I LOVE COACHING it’s so fulfilling isn’t it

If you see me after a long hiatus, play “Daddy’s Home” in my honor

lastoneout

I know it's more nuanced than this but I think having a hard policy of thinking anyone who genuinely hates one group of queer people for their identity might as well hate all of us and thus I should block any queerphobic queer person I see can do a lot to save you from believing anything exclusionists say.

"bomb that kills all-" "I just don't get bi women bringing their-" "pansexuality isn't a real thing-" "all lesbians-" "trans men really are men bcs they're all misogynistic predators-" "theyfabs-" "pfft aroace people are cringe-" "nonbinary people are actually all-" Instant block. Goodbye. Not listening. It's for both solidarity with your fellow queers AND to protect yourself, because once a person is convinced to hate one group for their immutable traits they can be convinced fairly easily to hate another too, and thus I do not trust them.

Just block these people the second they pop up, they aren't your allies and nothing they have to say is worth listening to.

arsonistblue

horrifying but true: millions of usamerican drivers appear to not understand this road sign

symptoms include:

almost swerving into another vehicle on the road

the driver of that other vehicle being forced to slam on the brakes

said driver subsequently declaring you a “dumb fuck” to their otherwise-empty car

#merge lanes my beloved #drivers in the merge lanes who don’t signal my beloathed

epicsause-official

just got an idea for a banger couples shirts design

#lore dump! in 7th grade I had a hyperfixation on Nixon and the watergate scandal

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phineas-and-herb

journey to the center of candace is 100% candace's fault who the fuck eats a sandwich they find abandoned on the floor of their garage

phineas-and-herb

you people are insane so youre telling me if you walked outside your front door one day and saw THIS

you would simply walk over and eat the fucking sandwich no questions asked??????????

phineas-and-herb

listen i couldn't take a photo inside the garage because it's not my garage i just put a sandwich in front of the first garage i saw but yOU ARE MISSING THE POINT IT WAS ON THE GROUND. FOR WHO KNOWS HOW LONG.

and her brothers are PHINEAS AND FERB.

therefore it is of my opinion that candace is Not allowed to be mad at them for the invasion of her large intestine, because SHE ate an unattended sandwich off the FLOOR. thank you for coming to my ted talk, your honor.

pftones3482

I fully support your interpretation of this but hang on back up

What do you mean that's not your garage?

OP out here in the wild just putting a plate with a grilled cheese sandwich down in front of random people's houses for a Tumblr post

baka-monarch

Op better not be mad when the homeowner comes and eats their grilled cheese sandwich off the ground

phineas-and-herb

i can't even really defend myself here because i literally did eat that grilled cheese after i took this picture and that plate was on the ground for easily the same amount of time that isabella's plated grilled cheese was on the ground for BUT to be fair i never took my eyes off that grillt cheese so i knew for a fact there were no little boys in miniture submarines in my cheese. but like yeah

kiiamn

How would you know? There could have been little boys in miniature submarines already on the floor, that moved onto your sandwich while you took that picture! Little boys in miniature submarines are an ever present risk.