Bees?

*in a rap battle* i wonder who your mother could have been if she never had you

the "came back wrong" trope except like... they didnt. like this mad scientists wife died, and so he studied necromancy, brought her back, and she came back and it all worked. like she came back exactly the same as she was before with literally no difference. but the scientist guy is like "oh no... what have i done.... shes Different now!!!! she came back Wrong!!!!" and shes just like. chilling. reading a book. cooking dinner. shes just so so normal but in the guys mind hes like "oh shes soooo weird" but shes just normal

NO its a JOKE and YOU DONT GET IT. ITS NOT THAT DEEP

While she was dead he put his memory of her on such a high pedestal that she could never live up to it alive

alternatively‚ she came back perfectly fine but he thinks she came back wrong‚ because the tragic reality is that he never actually knew his wife

im going INSANE thats MY POST.

It's your post but the journey to posting it changed it to such a degree that even its closest intimacies are now foreign to you. Sorry dude.

Jettison is like one of the top 10 words in the english language, get that fucking thing out of here at a notable velocity

The title "dollar tree diy" made me think this was a diy tutorial type video and not a sculptural masterpiece

theyre going to put a fucking band on me

the ladies love my colourful and bright leg band

i have fathered a disproportionate amount of the local egg population as a result of my colourful and bright leg band

girl help your colorful and bright leg band is disrupting the ornithologists' data

someone’s mad he doesn’t have a colourful and bright leg band

youre fucking up my statistics

know what else is being fucked?

AAGH AAGH AAGH

i love constantly evolving into a cooler version of myself

btw by cooler i don’t mean like. trendier or more conventionally attractive but a version of myself that feels more like an honest representation of myself and all the layers of myself that are shifting as i grow and learn more about myself and the world …. (which makes me hotter.)

That’s valid

the best thing about firefox is that it kills youtube autoplay

second best thing about firefox is it allows screenshots and screen sharing from netflix and other streaming platforms which prevent those on most browsers

Third best thing about Firefox is that adblockers will keep working on it after Chrome's adblocker ban goes into effect.

Shoutout to my therapist she tries so hard to keep up with me. I explained the concept of spell slots vs cantrips as a disability metaphor to her and she took notes. On a pad of paper. About the spellcasting mechanics of dungeons and dragons.

She was like “this is gonna come up again I’m guessing?” And I was like yeah probably and she said “okay hang on” and started writing. Bless

What was the metaphor OP?

I mean it wasn’t mine i got it off tumbler dot org, but there are things that you can do seemingly an unlimited number of times per day, that don’t drain on your internal resources, and that make abled people think you don’t have chronic pain or fatigue or brain fog whatever because look, she’s writing her journal or whatever, surely she must be able to also do her homework, but maybe for you journal-writing is a cantrip, whereas homework takes a spell slot. And you only get a certain number of spell slots per long rest because they drain you in a more profound way, and you need to save one for cooking dinner and you already used one to walk to the store for milk. It’s a variant on Spoon Theory for nerds. 

oh wow fuck that’s a good metaphor

Sorry but actually the “press any button” greentext story is objectively the best one

how long are radio stations gonna say “80s, 90s, and today!” We’ve entered the third decade of “today”

add another clove of garlic im not driving