On That Far Shore Forlorn

Use your PTO

Fighting the urge to loudly exclaim "cum in my butt boys. I'm done here" after I finish every single task

celebrate women's wins

one must imagine sisyphus livin la vida loca

Much like the humble bic lighter I always seem to lose my pocket pepper grinder long before I manage to use it all up

too weird for normal kids too normal for weird kids Just right for being alone and miserable my entire life

a Common misconception under this post is that the weird kids will not judge you. I have news for you

Actually when I say “fuck all billionaires” I particularly mean Taylor “having my wedding in the middle of the busiest city in the world on the busiest weekend in the world in the part of the city the majority of commuters need to get through because fuck working people” Swift

@ralfmaximus Showers that will kill you

Holy shit I thought this was a Sims bit or someone playing with CAD software, but the last few seconds knocked me out

@thebibliosphere I'm pretty sure you are the appropriate recipient for other people's terrifying home renovation choices

5 minutes of research on what American troops did in Vietnam will make you understand why people called them baby killers

During the My Lai Massacre, Americans killed over 400 civilians, gang raped children as young as 12, slaughtered livestock, poisoned the wells, burned houses, etc. Total combined punishment of involved military personnel? 3.5 years house arrest.