On That Far Shore Forlorn

just saw a pigeon doing the puffed up courtship dance thing to another pigeon, and as he was strutting around he suddenly stopped for a split second to do a very brief preen-peck at his own side, then returned to the strutting around. and i surprised myself by instantly losing respect for the male pigeon in that moment, like come on man i appreciate you had an itch or whatever but how is she supposed to feel special when you're getting distracted by bullshit like that? which on reflection i don't endorse, i mean those are pretty harsh dating norms i'm imposing on these pigeons, from a total outsider perspective, for no reason. probably not all girl pigeons are as uptight about that sort of thing as i would apparently be if i was a girl pigeon, maybe she even found it endearing who knows, i don't know her. it's none of my business really. sorry pigeons.

will we ever stop pretending that this is a real problem and acknowledge that believing m/m ships (yes even the boring ones you hate) are “taking” away from lesbians or f/f ships when they use “lesbian intended prompts uwu” is just gender essentialist terf nonsense rebranded for the fandom age or are we going to continue to pretend that hating the prevalence of slash ships in fandom spaces where there’s a high concentration of people attracted to men is somehow progressive and not just an overreaction to the fact that people aren’t creating the content you like enough and you want a moral reason to browbeat people for it

1. when did I say I hate all mlm ships 2. how did you manage to be more annoying than the first person

i swear if this is the second stupid sword picture post i make that gets to 10k i'll just go kill someone

I like to wear bandaids on my boo boos cause that shows the ladies that yeah I am rugged but I also am cautious about infection

The water fountain when you’re thirsty af is definitely a top 5 place to publicly debase yourself

my ducks? in a row. the elephant? addressed. my goose? cooked. my eggs? in several baskets. the bigger fish? fried.

Your monkeys ?

those aren’t mine.