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Victor Frankenstein after achieving the impossible and building a fucking person from scraps of the dead: Oh god, ew, ew it's ugly! Yucky! Yucky! Gross! Ew! Ew! Yucky! Yucky! Gross! Ew!

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yeah man open it up in tf2 for me

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go ahead atheists... would you hit him out of the park for a million dollars?

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The coloration of the hp bar indicates... that baby is already my enemy.

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u good?

girl obviously not

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Katie is thrilled to score tickets for the USA men’s hockey finals, but after a strange turn of events, she’s even more excited to find herself up close and personal with the team’s T-Rex star player, Flonto Breem.

The two set off on a first date, and things are going well, until questions about Flonto’s political affiliation start bubbling to the surface. It’s not long before Katie realizes that all the goodwill she’d felt for this dinosaur hockey player was misinformed, and that Flonto is a full on MAGA dork.

Looks like there won’t be any pounding tonight! Unless, of course, the USA women’s team and their star triceratops are somewhere nearby!

This tale is 4,100 words of sexless disappointment that the T-Rex you thought was cool is actually an authoritarian bootlicker.

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Grabbing one early this year so I’m prepared.

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Contemplating crimes….

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the fact that this was tweeted from an ipad makes this 3x funnier

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my ape brain when it gets dark at 4:45pm

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why is the Denny's job application asking me these things

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It wants to know if you'd be a better fit for Waffle House.

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anyone know if rubik is like, problematic? do we still fw his cube?

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