ML & Memes

Literally nobody I know knows Gayle Waters-Waters despite how much she has contributed to society and meme culture. Get rid of the couches. We can’t let people know we sit. Was anyone gonna tell me x or was I supposed to read it in x myself. That gif of her in the kitchen breaking a board with her head. Her mad dash from the house that ends with her jump kicking her mailbox off

#exactly!!!!!!!#but also my blorbos are perfect and did nothing wrong ever in their little fictional lives#this is not because they didn't do fucked up things#it's because the fucked up things they did were entertaining to me personally and thus were the correct things to do#hope that helps!!!! (tags from @yorkshireteabagging)

i am banned from eating my herring inside. they make me eat it on the smoking area by the loading dock, under the theory that it already smells bad there. but it was raining today which was preventing my breakfast, so i was feeling sad and hungry and then i realized that there was a large cardboard box in the dumpster from a previous delivery. like a fridge sized box. so i fished it out of the dumpster, then tipped it on its side and had a nice little cardboard cave to watch the rain and eat my fish in. which was a great experience. very soothing. very zen. at least until the security guard from the day before stepped outside to smoke. then i tried hiding from him by crawling deeper in the box, which unfortunately did not work. instead he saw a sort of damp sniveling pale hairless creature eating fish in a box, and delivered the verbal killshot of "good morning, mr. smeagol." which is how my day was ruined before 8 am.

I’m a lover by nature except for when I’m a wretched hater cunt bitch which I also am by nature

Maybe he'd have noticed if he could take a single minute from crunching and munching that celery 🙄

Nothing says "I am responsible about writing code" like failing to notice that your resume says "The Celery Man" for an emtire year.

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