Who Dreamed It?

another option:

turning it into a windows 95 logo is also acceptable.

Fire post!

Aries: Get a tiny plastic toddler's chair. Put it in your shower. Sit while you shampoo.

Taurus: Big dinning tables double as forts if you put a bed sheet over it. In fact, don't bother putting it in a dinning room. Just live in your table fort.

Gemini: Who needs beds or couches or carpet when you can just cover a room with wall to wall bean bags?

Cancer: If you're thinking of re-painting, just move out.

Leo: Dusting is a myth and so is asthma.

Virgo: Bookshelves can actually be used to store non-book objects. Like bananas or comic books.

Libra: Instead of using your closet for storage, store your clothes and junk in the big room on bookshelves, and cover the floor of your closet in pillows and stuffed animals.

Scorpio: You put down a cup of tea on a coffee table, didn't you? Monster.

Sagittarius: Why are stained glass windows only for churches? Paint colorful designs over your windows.

Capricorn: Move in with Gemini. They have bean bags.

Aquarius: Take the doors off your cabinets. Your bowls need to breath.