NULL SPACE

being touched and groped by disembodied floating hands but one of them found the piano and is just going nuts on it. yeah idk ragtime kinda kills the vibe for me it's a bit disappointing

#smoking tw

Is the guy in the cuck chair supposed to stay quiet or is he allowed to clap and cheer

he's supposed to take notes and make an intrigued hum when an interesting plot point occurs

one is getting cucked by the bottom and the other is getting cucjed by the top. Subject matter experts discussing the sex like a sports panel

One cuck always lies, the other always tells the truth. You have one question to determine who’s a top and who’s a bottom.

ma'am im sorry but that baby was due today, i don’t care if its not done just turn in what you have

executive dysfunction

when you reblog a post about life being hopeless as an acknowledgement that your own life sucks and then your mutuals reblog the same post from you and tag it with the name of a hockey player it's like oh. so it's just me and this millionaire bastard in canada

This is extremely common among chickens because a) like most birds, they only have one functioning ovary and b) their ovary does a LOT of hormonal heavy lifting in the sex department. So they're one ovary malfunction away from their body going "guess we're doin' rooster now" and growing different feathers and having them start crowing.

The Contraptioning of Shinzo Abe remains the most effective assassination in world history.

“there’s an ai tool for that” okay ?? there’s probably an ed sheeran song for it too who gives a fuck

hey did ya'll know that ed sheeran is working on a series of 6 albums named after media player buttons and the first one released last year and the last one is to be released posthumously on the day that he dies

That doesn't sound right but I don't know enough about Ed Sheeran to prove otherwise

imagine reading all that and thinking "wow she has a point" and not "wow she's an elitist asshole"

she IS an elitist asshole but she's also kinda real for that. i respect the absolute haterism going on here

hey girl awesome pussy. it looks like it was expensive