it'll be okay.

(nods sagely) (nods basily) (nods rosemarily) (nods saltly) (nods star anisely)

“be gay do crime! but sex is yucky and crime is wrong!” ass website

"it's just stress" oh thank god, it's just the silent killer that slowly kills you, perfectly harmless, no need to worry

Lets hear it for Malicious Compliance

*filming literal mold* “There is a bit of a damp problem…” The signs saying “DON’T BUY THIS” are a beautiful touch.

btw it's so fucking stupid you can be anxious physically in your body even after you've decided mentally you don't care. I'm supposed to be in charge here

This is one of the most powerful images I have ever seen, and I will reblog it every single time because every single time it brings tears to my eyes.

you should get a second evening for reading fan fiction. And you should get an extra day in the week to do arts and crafts.

I think strange horrible things should stop befalling my friends

I think strange wonderful things should start befalling my friends

rb to give prev strange wonderful things

if you vote me for president i vow to make everything the ocean again. no more land only ocean. this will solve all of our problems and replace them with new, far more interesting problems

I am doing whatever the opposite of locked in is .

I am locked out. I am in the parking lot. The rain is coming.