Maria

no no, boyfriend is right, we need to play more into that. omegaverse is ants now

Genuinely, thank you so much for this.

kids these days don't know what it felt like to be bisexual and wear a stupid as fuck hawaiian shirt in 2017

My anthro professor has three forbidden words for his essays: problematic, interesting, and large. Point being they’re all filler words, he wants you to just skip straight to why it’s interesting or why it’s problematic. But anyway, any time I disagree with him in class I say to him “mm, interesting, but largely problematic.”

''what if you regret it'' then you will expirience regret - a normal and unavoidable part of the human expirience.

Do you ever look at your pet and go holy shit that is a little beast moving and doing things of its own volition. In my home

having chronic pain is just like. ur sitting perfectly still doing nothing meanwhile the space above your head keeps flashing -1hp -1hp -1hp -1hp -1hp -1hp -1hp -1hp -1hp -1hp

they should invent a cigarette that gives you vitamins and hrt and shit

TESTOSTEROEN CIGARETTE BEING SMOKED BY A BUTCH DYKE OUTSIDE THE BAR SHE SHOTGUN THR SMOKE INTO MYMOUTH I GET SO HARD I PASS OUT SMASH MY HEAD AND DIE

sorry that was meant for the tags

it’s okay. You’ve painted a beautiful and true picture