Measure Your Life in Love

I am a huge fan of retiring to my quarters

In this economy you'll be lucky to retire to your nickels

i want a mysterious source of income

holy shit can we be thankful that there are only like, 2 types of phone chargers nowadays? if youre phone died in 2007 you were fuck outta luck

this shit had to be a fuckin fire hazard or something i swear to goddd

they beat jesus with that

MSNBC covered this story yesterday. Unfuckingbelievable

quite literally me when i am lying

love david and goliath being like one of the main bible stories for kids. like yeah you might be small but with god on your side you can kill someone with a rock

Oh so when golden boy David does it, he’s heroic and a man after God’s own heart, but when I, CAIN-

I take immense schadenfreude in Elon Musk spending $25 million to try to influence an election in Wisconsin only for the candidate he was backing to lose by a larger margin than was predicted before Musk got into the race. Like how tf do you dump that much money into a state supreme court election and get not only nothing out of it but LESS than nothing. That's a truly impressive level of failure. I'm watching Elon become the most hated man in America like the Sickos yes hahaha yes comic

I get that being frozen for 100 years is a tough thing to go through but honestly Aang should have used it for comedy more

can we get this post to 420,000 notes

Why Wayne got socks in the jacuzzi

those are his hooves you bitch

happy 10 years of those are his hooves you bitch

why the FUCK am i still on here

What's even sadder is that it seems that if Naru was in on Usagi being Sailor Moon or was a Sailor Guardian herself, then she would've stayed close to her. But because she's a normie, she just doesn't have relevance in the plot. Usagi's new life as a Sailor Guardian basically killed her close ties with her civilian friends, something Minako realized about herself by the end of Codename: Sailor V. But unlike Minako, Usagi doesn't seem to notice. Naru even says in her internal dialogue in the Black Moon arc that she figured out that Usagi was a part of a bigger and greater world than hers, but she just wanted to able to help her (which is why it's so sad that out of all the civilians in that arc who find out the Sailor Guardians' secret, it's Asanuma instead of her). I think Wakaba from Revolutionary Girl Utena goes through something similar and is a deconstruction of the trope where the normie friend of the protagonist is cast aside when they find new "special" plot important friends. But at the end of the series, instead of reconnecting with Utena (who disappeared), she finds new friends.

'This won't work, this isn't widespread, nobody knows, we're in a bubble, blah blah blah' my mom, a 64 year old lady with no social media whose first language is spanish, told me about this before tumblr did, and said we are going to participate.

I've seen flyers for this in real life. Do it.