every day of my life i read someone being like “why doesn’t this story just solve the problem immediately and casually? they just drag it out and make it an issue” well. because that’s the Story
Not today Justin
I'd rather be in outer space 🛸

he wasn't even looking at me and he found me
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pixel skylines
Cosimo Galluzzi
will byers stan first human second

if i look back, i am lost
styofa doing anything

#extradirty
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Love Begins
Keni
AnasAbdin
Peter Solarz

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every day of my life i read someone being like “why doesn’t this story just solve the problem immediately and casually? they just drag it out and make it an issue” well. because that’s the Story

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lil doodle of myself cuz I'm getting lip piercings soon
also I'm possibly getting a side vertical labret (ᵔᴥᵔ)
"Witch" by the Czech artist Jaroslav Panuška (c. 1898–1901).
DO NOT CHECK UP ON THAT FRIEND YOU CUT OUT OF YOUR LIFE!!!! DO NOT CHECK UP ON YOUR EX!!!! DO NOT CHECK UP ON THAT OLD COWORKER YOU HATED!!!! IT WON’T HELP YOU!!!! CHOOSE YOURSELF!!!!
Teto answer my texts messages

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It feels like I’ve talked about this before, but to me the funniest version of Portal is if Chell is deaf.
Like, most of the major story beats, at least the ones that directly affect her, have a prominent visual component so she’s following along with the basics. But she has no idea who cave johnson is, or what wheatley was trying to explain to her, and she certainly wasn’t hurt by any of glados’ insults.
but the best part of this headcanon is imagining glados checking chell’s personnel file years down the line, noticing the word “deaf” for the first time, and just going “WHAT???”
Glados learning sign language so Chell can hear at least one of her excellent monologues and Chell just closes her eyes
Harlequin ducks in fast water.
(c) gif by riverwindphotography, May 2026
my beautiful wife, severe thunderstorm warning, is texting me 😌😚😍😍

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Bruce Campbell, his dad, and his body doubles on the set of Army of Darkness (1992)
look upon my sons and despair
really good text from my sister in law
⚠️ A single, distant "awawa!" echoes from the hills...
2016:
2026:
I'd like to think I improved a little bit over the last decade ;u;
Please stop being nonbinary too. God only created one gender. You must conform to that.
THERES ONLY ONE NOW?????

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the poster that this incredible illustration is based on is extremely striking. but while searching for it, I also found earlier posters for conveying this message along with a corresponding one for summer, and I fucking love them. absolutely lovely graphic design work. (both are from 1924, artist is Austin Cooper)
the one I was looking for originally also has a summer variant. (artist is Frederick Charles Herrick: 'it is warmer below' is from 1927, 'it is cooler below' is 1926)
steam repeatedly notifying you that a friend is booting up a game thats clearly not cooperating feels like ur sitting inside and someone outside keeps trying to rev up a lawnmower