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problematic sudoku solving skills gap

there should be a discord feature that lets you just throw a bouncy ball against the wall and it should be free and anyone should be able to use it and it should be synced across clients so everyone can play with the bouncy ball and it bounces around the client and it should be free and you should not be allowed to pay for it and it should be free and discord should not charge for it

I’m making marinara sauce again, time to insult Italy through cooking

Maybe the true 2026 Tumblr Sexy Man was the marinara sauce we made along the way

There’s definitely someone who clicked my account, thought it was a cooking blog and got really confused about where the contest is being held and this reminded me of that

this is our current situation, mine and my siblings My old grandmother, out in the open '.

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Vargskelethor Joel: *someone sent him a clip of an orangutang farting and now he's layering the audio on repeat over a very specific USAmerican commerical from the 80s while he's laughing his ass off and kettle wheezing for the next 30 minutes as a bit* HE'S SHITTING

only the true king could remove the sword from the stone…. no one else could…… they didn’t have…. arthurization

I explained the concept of "blorbo from my shows" to my 71 year old immigrant grandfather because I referenced it in passing and I thought nothing of it, until today when he said "I think I'll watch peaky blinders tonight and see my blorbo from my shows" referring, of course, to Cillian Murphy playing Tommy Shelby

English isn't his first language so he's not super in touch with modern slang, so I've been accidentally teaching him to talk like a tumblr user. His favorite thing to say lately is "me when I'm a little hater" when he's like talking shit about the neighbor's son

I had this freshman tell me she “couldn’t” audition because she was too scared of the stage, and might have a panic attack. I asked how she felt about walking around onstage in costume and not saying any lines. That was fine. I was like okay awesome let’s lay some groundwork now and maybe senior year you can have like three lines!