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my android gf doesnt have a speech synthesizer but she chirps whenever we drive past a speed camera, which is like, way more useful
it's got a miniature tape deck in its chest that can record and play back like a dozen sounds at a time. not really enough for conversation but if we're going somewhere important she'll load it up with basic phrases.
most of the time, though, it's just filled with sounds it likes. when we get back from a hike it's full of bird calls. sometimes i hear her fill it with video game sound effects and use it like a stimboard. whenever i say something stupid she makes me repeat myself so she can clip it and play it back to me for like a week. when i have to travel she takes a bunch of recordings of my voice to keep her company while i'm gone.
one time we were fucking and she started moaning in my voice. kind of embarrassing how hot i found it. afterwards she kept a few moans to play back around our friends to fuck with me. the downside of dating an android girl is you might find out it's EVIL and gets off on TORMENTING YOU she's watching me write this and giggling. girl i'm gonna trade you in for a roomba one of these days.
“Lol” hasn’t meant “laughing out loud” in like 15 years… it’s just a word now and more importantly it’s the perfect way to end a sentence lol
So true… I have never gained anything useful from tone indicators except for learning that some sentences suddenly end in a handjob
Goots (geese)
200x200 pixels, 26 colours, based on this photo.
Finally finished this OMG!!! Probably took me 20 hours in total but also I've been insanely busy and tired...!!
Prints available!!
“it’s also good to learn that life isn’t fair!” i don’t WANT children to accept unreasonable discipline from adults!! i don’t WANT children to expect the adults in their lives to punish at random and ignore their explanations!! the world isn’t fair but we could sure work to make it fairer

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underrated ship dynamic is 'they deserve each other /derogatory'
burger turtle 🍔
"why suck a strap?" have we all forgotten the beauty of theatre? have we truly fallen so far as to think the mind mustn't be pleasured too?
every day of my life i read someone being like “why doesn’t this story just solve the problem immediately and casually? they just drag it out and make it an issue” well. because that’s the Story
no i don't. cheers
I think there's too much of love, intimacy, and romance in media now, actually. Not only does it often destroy what was already good, but also we're missing so much potential of stories that are based on the lack of it. Either for good or for bad, and with it not ending in some sort of other person involved (or at least not romantically, as well).
And if one really wants romance, that's what's shipping is for.
"It's such a huge part of human life" which humans? Because this is only talking about allo people. And aspec individuals are also human. This is amatonormativity at its finest. Many aspec people feel no such (or even disgust at those) feelings.
And, "underwhelming"? Are friendships, pets, acquaintances, dream fulfillment, curiousity for life, and personal drive not whelming enough?

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Not leaving this in the tags
Good.
Reblog if you also hope that the Chinese people can eat delicious fruit
JUICY DRAMA IS WHAT SNAPS HER OUT OF DEMON POSSESION. I LOVE THIS LESVIAN
For this game of dodgeball, I will be specifically targeting the gayest and most autistic among you to eliminate.
Okay so normal rules then
making a collection
Wait I have more

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“my father is a boy and my mother is a girl so i’m mixed” is the funniest possible response to someone asking your gender and it came from 6’5 Viking footballer and notable weird little guy Erling Haaland on a Snapchat
comedians can only dream of writing something this funny