I love how all of the Batman villains are like “ah he’s not at the manor, it’s defenseless! and then alfred just racks an AK-47 and is like pull up bitch
Batman’s Villains: The butler will be easy prey!
He’s just an old man...he doesn’t have any of the Batman’s gadgets or training or fighting skills!
Alfred: Oh my you’re right
There’s something else of Master Bruce’s I don’t have as well
(Cocks a shotgun) A CODE AGAINST KILLING
Batman’s Villains: Wayne isn’t here to save you old man!
Alfred:
Alfred is the original “Call an ambulance --- but not for me”
@dragonpuppies I spent way too long on this
I love that the only thing that keeps Alfred from killing people is the fact that he would have to clean up the blood.
Bruce's war on crime as Batman is the one thing that stands between gotham's criminals and instant death at the hands of his butler
Alfred "Fuck around and find out" Pennyworth













