Sera

can we rename chronic pain to unending torture? i think it would make us seem more badass

up at 1 AM inventing new ways to want and want and want and want and

i bet the pain will end if i arrange a perfect enough sentence about it

they should invent a body that feels normal to be inside of

in the dungeon you will have to face a monster with the nose of a tiger, the teeth of a tiger, the ears of a tiger the eyes of a tiger , the cheeks of a tiger , the neck of a tiger, the torso of a tiger, the arms of a tiger, the paws of a tiger, the belly of a tiger the back of a tiger, the the legs of a tiger, the claws of a tiger, the ankles of a tiger, the tail of the tiger, the mind of a tiger, and the power of a tiger

I took your skull off display because my guests kept saying it looked noticeably gayer than the other skulls

girl who has ibuprofen: I have ibuprofen if you need it btw

I don’t have any disorders these are all symptoms of being a vampire

resident evil? no. landlord evil.

Character duo where one *remembers I don’t like fitting characters into trope boxes* is a completely fleshed out and realised person *remembers treating characters as real people and not story devices written with intent is bad* who is written by the author and *remembers death of the author* uh. And *fumbles and drops my pile of queue cards* ah fuck wait no *the menacing horse* what was that.

i love you semicolon. no one look at my 80 word sentence

you guys really need to drink water. not me though i am exempt