Fight the fairies.You fight those fairies!!

i love "bite me" as a retort. your frustrating me, come put your spit and teeth all over me for it. and maybe lick me a little. because i hate you

i like it when people compliment me. i like it... when people like me. (looks around to make sure nobody is about to shoot me)

putting carbonated water in my super soaker and spraying it at dogs (they absorb the bubbling nature of the liquid and begin to ascend into the sky) (thousands watch in awe) (no one does anything) (the sight is, in essence, divine)

season 2 the long game shane hollander (played by hudson williams) who has accepted and embraced his sexuality and sensuality and that he loves gay sex and loves getting fucked and loves wearing slutty little shorts and doing yoga in front of his boyfriend to turn him on. well. i simply won't survive it. if repressed shane hollander was hot, unrepressed shane hollander is going to be diabolical.

“word hashtag my word #myword” has done irreversible damage to my vocabulary

gonna be honest i don’t know how many more ‘enter the 6 digit code we sent to your phone’s i got left in me

religion is so fucking funny the world is just too beautiful there must be a higher entity behind all this. lets oppress women

i say yay and yippee a lot but i mean it. i always mean it. *looks into the distance pensively*

God take all of Shane Hollanders pain and give it to Dean Winchester

I hope hundreds of other PHM tumblr users are now also saying "question" at the end of every question out loud and very much in the workplace with their not chronically online coworkers