insert rabid raccoon

one of the best parts of making up increasingly wild and specific aus with a friend is sending them posts like "this is sooo blorbo in torture chamber au number 15" and they reply back like "YESSS btw have i told you about my latest idea for how to torture them even more" and you get to enjoy a little snack and kick your feet with glee

Shane getting criticized for not using pride tape and he’s caught on a mic later that week saying I didn’t realize it wasn’t the sucking dick that made me gay but the rainbow . Which is how he comes out.

myshane fucks heavy with skipdivorce bc it means he has now officially beaten scott hunter at Being Gay

I don’t wanna get involved in the drama I just wanna know 103% of the information on what happened

the good morning i like you/i like you too could literally kill someone. it’s maybe more serious to me even than the i love yous

give a character your issues it's literally free

the first time shane hears about that numbing throat spray he's scandalized because what the mean you're cheating at blowjobs. those are literally performance enhancing drugs i had to WORK to get my skills and you think you can just spray your throat and get the same result??? Ref bench this guy for the season !!

tumblr user Anonymous has been saying some very rude things to various bloggers for many years now

ever since i was a little girl i knew i wanted to deny location sharing and turn off personalized ads and reject all non-essential cookies and not set up siri and face ID