From Russia with Hate

girl unhinge ur jaw

UNCLENCH. I MEANT UNCLENCH

It's always "the corporations are going to put pay walls on your cybernetic legs" or "your cybernetic legs are so dangerous with their built in machine guns and jet feet" and never "your new legs are so stylish and shiny. i love the colour. congrats on being free from chronic pain forever"

I would like to state for the record i’ve ignored this post the last 50 times i’ve seen it bc i thought it would be some hyper cutsie anime girl voice and i’m overjoyed to report it is instead Weapons Grade Miku complete with war horns that fuck

It's always "the corporations are going to put pay walls on your cybernetic legs" or "your cybernetic legs are so dangerous with their built in machine guns and jet feet" and never "your new legs are so stylish and shiny. i love the colour. congrats on being free from chronic pain forever"

Thinking about those people who want to fuck Lego Bionicles

okay!

instead of degrading women, maybe we should upgrade women. im talking bigger boobs. faster downloading. lasers

8 core 3.5 GHz with overclocking, TitanX gpu longer legs, liquid cooling 😍😍😍

btw the katy perry/bezos' girlfriend/other four irrelevant billionaires 10 minute space stunt was not the first all female expedition no matter how much they try to market it as such. the first all female mission was in 1963 with soviet cosmonauts Valentina Tereshkova, Irina Solovyova and Valentina Ponomaryova - all three of which were working class and had to pass incredibly hard exams to be chosen from 400 potential candidates. just in case we started falling for the propaganda machine again

My pet snake named Evil Habits :)

Turn based sex. Take as long as you need to think of a strategy.

HINT: his pussy is weak to fire magic.

Pepper spray his pussy

Do not.