not exactly pithy (no, it's a little wordy)

i like w,hen ......... theres a Big scaresy fantasies beast ok .... and then the big beast has a litter of babies,,,., and the babeis are veryvery small . ok

the 20th century is crazy what do you mean that airplanes didnt exist in 1900 and by 1999 Futurama was airing

being a kid and hearing adults say stuff like "woah 2011 was 4 years ago haha" didn't really convey the fucking horror of a youtube video crossing my recommended labelled "9 years ago" and it's from 2017. that's not true. 9 years ago is 2010 or something. don't lie.

edith the lunch lady will never not be famous to me. 0% rizz possible alien who bagged a two for one by being autistic

It is simply not fulfilling to enjoy media in the height of its popularity. You need to show up so late to the party that everybody else is gone and the hosts are asleep so you can rummage through their trash for chip dip and stale hors d’oeurves to eat alone in the dark like a dirty little raccoon secret

first 5 faceless emojis are how your summers gonna go

is that song actually character-coded or is your brain a character-shaped hammer looking for lyrics to nail down somewhere

another reason this is the only social media site i give a fuck to actually use is because you're allowed to add links to text instead of just having to paste a url into the body of your post like some kind of caveman.

does anybody else have a discord server thats only yourself and nobody else exclusively used to send images from your mobile phone to your tablet or computer