Uh-oh! I've accidentally given myself an ego

you are right and you should say it.

pulling yourself up by your strap-on or whatever they say

you could not pay me to play overwatch but that junk rat fellow and the fatass he comes with always has a home here

I'm imagining a world where RPGMaker somehow made it as the de facto codebase for software and you have to navigate your banking app by walking around in a huge room full of NPCs named "make deposit" and "make withdrawal" etc and there's loud as fuck stock music playing

meowth voice: today I’m takin james to da clinic to get an aboition

she let me hit cause i support my public library

Love seeing women with bare faces, short fingernails, practical shoes, comfortable clothing, a full plate, a toothy grin, a relaxed posture. Love love love seeing women comfortable and happy and unselfconscious.

i wish you could laugh react eBay listings. that's not worth $250. you fucking asshole. lmao

you should also be able to do this to job listings

i can't cope

always a little funny to me when filmbros are vehemently anti fanfiction but love to discuss film theories. Maybe my theory is that the 2 main guys sucked each other off. And swallowed

god, this is so sweet