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Being an adult will have you unironically sad about a parasite outbreak in fresh vegetables.

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oooh I get it it’s always gonna be because of the environment I grew up in

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it’s because of the curse

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(guy who's not getting anything done voice) I need to learn every skill and all information

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Sometimes you get a brief glimpse into the American worldview and decide that you don't want to know.

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I cannot stress enough that this meme is entirely literal. there's no reference or subtext you don't know. these are simply the objectively most popular works of art from each denomination.

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>‘this thing is too generic and tropey’

>look inside

>forefather of that genre

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liquidstar

If my mom sees a significant amount of blood she gets lightheaded, and has fainted on some occasions. Once it happened when we were kids, I wasn't there to witness it but I heard the story from my dad. Basically my brothers, around 7 or 8 at the time, were playing outside while my mom was making their lunch, and she accidentally cut her finger. It wasn't anything serious, but it drew a fair bit of blood and she passed out. My dad saw this and rushed over, but he didn't really know what to do so he just sort of started slapping her to wake her up (not recommended, but he had no idea and panicked)

At that exact moment my brothers both came in from playing, and all they saw was our mom unconscious on the floor and our dad slapping her. So, like, without even saying a word to each other they both just INSTANTLY start whaling on him, like, full blown attack mode to defend our mom. Which obviously didn't help the situation, but she did wake up and everything was fine.

Now our dad says that he's actually really glad they attacked him over what they thought was going on, because it means he raised good boys. And I still think that's true, they're very good boys.

liquidstar

Same guys btw. So they did turn out good yeah

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we've got a life to love living.

aquiboni

would u raise him? ♥︎~(◕‿◕｡)

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this post really attracted the lamest people in the fucking world

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i’m like a clown that no one hired or pays

minmos

this reddit post isgoing to make me cry literally let's bask in the sun

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