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Genderswap AU with a kind Master referring to the neediest of the guns as their "wife/girlfriend" in a soft, sweet voice, please? Bonus points if it's as a cover up (like explaining to other people why there's suddenly a pretty lady in their house), which the guns are fully aware of, but they can't help melting either way? :(
Marks โ There are practically hearts in her eyes. Sheโs definitely the type to get way too overexcited after hearing something like that, so expect all kinds of ecstatic gushing as soon as youโre alone. Did you mean it? Do you actually want her that way? Whatever the answer, sheโs still reeling from the words.ย
Kirsch โ Of course sheโs your cute little girlfriend. Even if she rationally knows you just had to say it, sheโs eating up every second of being referred to that way. Itโs absolutely an excuse to cuddle up to your side and play the part, right? You said it first, so now you canโt complain if she tries to act like it.ย
Ghost โ Even though she knows why youโre saying it, hearing something like that makes her feel like sheโs close to crying. Affection is a rare thingโ or it was before youโ, so words like that hit her where it hurts. A pathetic part of her wants to pretend like you actually meant it. Like it could be real someday.ย
Hachikyu โ She promptly chokes. Then blushes so hard her face actually feels burning-hot. Just saying something like that out of nowhere is too much for her heart... it would be nice if it was true, but this is just teasing her! She gets all flustered and pouty afterward, but still reluctantly happy to have heard it.ย
So there were series of asks about how the moderns would react if master said โI love youโ could we get that but for the antiques? Maybe for George, charle, chassepot, jitte, tabatiere, and cutlery :3 Tysm
George
...wait, him? Really? Not Brown Bess?? George doesn't quite realize that you're really directing such tender feelings at him, and it takes some reassurance and insistence to get the point across. He gives you this pitiful, wide-eyed, confused stare, expression shocked as you clarify that you really do mean him. When it finally sinks in, though, he's elatedโ practically vibrating with happiness because he never thought that someone's love would be meant for him.
Charleville
He's somewhere between so happy he could burst and on the verge of tears as soon as your words sink in. You really are everything he's ever dreamed of in a Master, and so kind to him even when you both know he doesn't deserve it. Past the sniffling, he gets out that he loves you too, all teary-eyed and this close to pleading for a hug before he really breaks down from the emotions. Hearing that you love him makes him feel safe, like your kindness won't be taken away.
Chassepot
He tries to handle it with dignity, he really does. It shouldn't be that hard! Just smile politely, thank you, give some sweet compliment back, it's nothing, it's fine. Instead, he's choking back an awful lump in his throat while his face starts to burn, stumbling over his words as the only thing he can ask is why? What did he do to deserve Master's love? He has so many flaws, and yet, you still love him? Soon enough, he's bound to fail at holding back his tears.
Jitte
He's both delighted to hear it and terribly flustered... and perhaps, feeling a bit like he doesn't deserve your affection, in the first place. It's too much for his heart to take, having you come right out and say it like that! He's blushing up to his ears as he stammers through an awkward thanks, before barely working up the courage to say that he loves you too. He really does! You're a terribly kind Master, giving your affections to a strange, undeserving tool like him.
Tabatiere
His heart can't take this. He tries to deflect and insists that he's really not worthy of such affection, that there are surely better weapons that you could direct this sentiment to, really, you don't need to waste your time on him. When you double down, he tries to quickly brush it off and move on, but he's too flustered to look you in the eye. He'll be thinking about this for ages afterward, stunned that you really care about him enough to bother making it clear.
Cutlery
He assumes you're teasing him at first, trying to get a reaction by dangling something sweet over his head, and bristles in response. It takes some reassurance to convince him you're seriousโย but when you do, you get to watch the sudden, panicky blush creep up his face. The usual bizarre gun insecurities make him feel undeserving, and he's much too flustered to express how happy he is without combusting on the spot. Not that he does a very good job of hiding it.
May we receive the ask about comforting the gunboys through panic attacks but for Cutlery, Love1, F and Charleville, dear author? It would be quite the birthday gift for me...
Cutlery
When he's panicking, Cutlery's instinct is to curl up somewhere small and isolated and stay as quiet as possible. Getting caught feels like he's going to be punishedโ even if you're only trying to comfort him, he'll shut down and try to push you away. He wants to cling to you for comfort so badly, but that's never been allowed. Even if you're initiating it, it feels like a trap. He'll break down eventually if you're persistent, and end up sobbing in your lap, but the aftermath is harsh. He's terribly embarrassed about acting so needy and weak, and is mentally bracing for you to mock him for it.
Love1
He's a difficult one to comfort because he refuses to admit that anything is wrong. Even if he's actively in the middle of a panic attack, Love1 is going to try (badly) to laugh off your concern and pretend like he's perfectly fine. His hands are shaking, though, and he's tripping over his words badly enough that you know he's not as okay as he claims. Just sitting with him and providing a distraction from his internal spiraling is the best thing you can do. He won't admit that he needs help (and he hates being seen like that at all), but he's grateful for your attention after everything is said and done.
F
The idea of being comforted when he's upset is totally foreign to F. If someone finds him in distress, the only thing that gets him is more pain. He's fully expecting you to take advantage of him while he's already miserable, and only gets more nervous and agitated when that doesn't happen. He'll try to play off his distress as just part of his usual seductive act, but if you sit with him and don't try to initiate touch, he eventually breaks down. Every bit of contact and closeness feels like a threat, but at the same time, he craves your attention desperately as an instinctive source of safety and relief.
Charleville
He feels terribly guilty for "forcing" you to deal with him when he's such a mess, and tries repeatedly to convince you that you don't need to bother with comforting him. He'll be fine, really! Charleville can't help but be ashamed of himself whenever he's not sweet and perfect and agreeable, and receiving comfort instead of punishment when he's already falling apart just makes him break down more. It's not fair. You're only supposed to be this sweet to him when he's earned it. He'll let you hug him, stroke his hair, and rub circles on his back, but he feels greedy and pathetic for wanting it.
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What would Fโs reaction be to a master who is very physically affectionate and kind, but once they realize it hurts him they switch to touching places that donโt hurt like his head and maybe his hands? Like they used to do hugs and the like but now they give him head pats, play with his hair, or hold his hand. And they are super gentle when they if they do touch elsewhere because they want to cause as little pain as possible
It bothers him that you're being so considerate. Why? What's the point in sparing him a little bit of pain? It's not like he deserves it.
To begin with, F is a little unsettled that you're paying enough attention to him to figure out what hurts. And then, it's even weirder that you care. It makes his heart hurt, that you're being so kind. The headpats and gentle caresses through his hair actually feel good, and that's just not fair. He's not supposed to be able to like it. You're supposed to hurt him and use him and never stop to worry if he can take it or not.
Your consideration gives him all kinds of weird, painful feelings. He gets attached to the gentle affection quickly, and is then even more distressed at the thought that you might take it away. You know what hurts him now, and it would be so easy to use that against him...
hii im very new to this fandom and im so sad that the game has closed :( is there any place i can get more info on F from this game thats not the wiki (because the wiki isnt complete... i want to see more)?
Frankly, there isn't a lot of canon info on him. >.> If you've read his episode stories from the first game, the rest would be brief event story appearances from the same game, and then whatever parts of R's main story he's in. He wasn't playable in R, so his canon appearances are unfortunately pretty limited.
hey dude, idk how much you remember from the party last night but- yeah, everyone saw your want. yeah no it was pretty late and winding down so it was quiet enough that every single person there saw it throbbing and twitching in your chest and so wet with hunger it was glistening under the kitchen light. they said it looked like it was reaching for something
So for whatever reason last night, I started thinking about what kind of diet the gun boys would have while under military control. And I came up with some fun and painful stuff.
For some context, my mother is a registered dietitian. I checked all of this with her, so I can officially say it's nutritionally sound! I'm aiming for a structure that'll properly sustain a human body in this setting, but is about as cheap, simple, and miserable as it gets.
I'll also note that this is meant to be for fresh, on-base meals, not MREs or food required for those settings.
Info below the cut!
1. Basics
The very basic, most important things to think about here are adequate levels of protein and calories. Two of the cheapest, yet still nutritionally reliable, sources of protein are beans and eggs. For carbohydrates and quick calories, some form of simple grain covers thatโย most likely rice, since the combination of beans and rice fulfills all of the amino acids necessary for a complete protein. Eggs are complete on their own, so that's a beneficial addition.
What this looks like as a meal is going to be a mixture of plain, cooked beans and rice with whatever amount of whole eggs mixed in during the cooking process. Simple and incredibly dull to eat day after day, but surprisingly nutritious!
2. Nutrients
To cover things like vitamins and minerals, the quickest and easiest way amounts to what's done for cats and dogs with "homemade" foodโ as in, a scoop of nutrient powder containing the necessary amounts for function, dumped right into the above-mentioned meal. It likely makes the consistency at least a little gritty and gross, but it's a simple and cheap way to ensure bodily function, so it works.
3. Produce
While the necessary nutrients for functioning would be supplied by the first two points, produce is still a good idea. And in the case of not-people, what better way to offer that than by taking advantage of things humans don't want to consume? In this case, we're looking at the world's most awful salad, composed of leftover bits and pieces of whatever produce didn't make the cut for human meals. Nothing toxic or unsafe, of course, but things that are less than desirable.
Things that are a little too ripe, or not quite ripe enough, or perhaps slightly spoiled. Leftover bits from food processing that didn't make it into the soldiers' meals. For example, bananas that have gone brown, potato skins, carrot peels, fruit that's a little too squishy, over-ripe tomatoes, wilted lettuceโย just all kinds of things that humans would pass up, this mixture is mockingly referred to as "Compost".
4. Liquids
In the military, the amount of water you drink is monitored for adequate consumption. And thanks to massive amounts of physical activity under harsh conditions, one needs a lot. Hydration is vital, so they're going to be downing plenty of plain old water.
In addition, though, an awful equivalent of a sports drink is given. Approximately the consistency of a thick, vaguely gritty broth, this drink is a mixture of water, more nutrient powder, and added electrolytes, and is meant to provide both additional nutrition and a quick, efficient means of hydration under extreme conditions. In terms of flavor, it's either going to be mostly tasteless, or vaguely resembling a faint, fruity, chemical-y sort of taste.
5. Animal Products
Foods like meat and dairy are rare occurrences. Between price, easy spoilage, and simply being considered too high-quality to waste on weapons, they don't make many appearances in the typical diet. When they do, it's cheap, simple proteins like chicken or white fish, cooked blandly, and even that's considered a special treat.
6. Others
Other foods, like many of the "favorites" we know in canon, are either going to be stolen or offered as special rewards. Belga's liking for cola, for example, would have started either from a hand-me-down from a soldier or something he managed to steal from whatever source. Cheap snacks can be offered as rewards of some form, but this varies for each gun. Some of them (the more important ones) may have been taken to events where they got to try more refined foodsโ and that's the kind of thing that leaves a lasting impression. Others may be given better meals as rewards for particularly good behavior, often tying into some form of abuse.
MREs and more processed foods are offered under either combat conditions or when someone is deemed undeserving of better meals. Things like 89 and Hachi's instant ramen are likely the result of not wanting to bother with feeding them properly, granted by those who don't want to bother dragging them out of their rooms, or sometimes "earned" for particularly good behavior. Even these basic, unhealthy meals are considered treats, and proper, good-tasting foods are basically unheard of, constituting very special occasions.
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My goodness, that Murata Make Me Drown chapter was exquisite... His desperation and dread were delightful... Amazing ๐๐๐I cheer once again ๐๐๐๐
How would F react to a master who had a similar amount of scars as he does? Maybe once they see his scars they show him the extent of theirs in an attempt to reassure him
It makes him feel a little bit better, but the reason behind his still stings. Surely, yours happened because of something admirable to endure. You weren't torn apart and used as a toy until there was nothing unbroken left to give. In a way, F feels even dirtier next to you, because he knows that he only looks more ruined and filthy compared to someone whose scars have actual meaning, and don't just mark them as used.
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LMAOO this is a stupid one: you know how sometimes people will refer to a petโs owner as their โmomโ or โdadโ? How would the more embarrassable guns (Murata, Gras, Hachikyu and Siegblut) in the pet au react if they were at a vet or groomerโs and while handing them back off to their owner after the appointment, the employee says โhere, go back to mommy/daddy!โ in that condescending pet-talk voice?
STUPID BUT FUNNY
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Murata โย Tense and grouchy about it. You might have to stop him from taking a swing at whoever said it. Clearly, they can't tell what a proud and noble weapon he is, hmph. Refuses to go back to that groomer/vet/whatever ever again out of sheer spite.
Gras โ He's gonna make it sexual. To cope with the hit to his dignity, the only thing he can do is make it sexual. It probably doesn't work, and he just looks stupider for giving you the fuck-me eyes and doubling down on the "mommy/daddy" thing instead of just moving on.
Hachikyu โย Turning red, not making eye contact, wishing he could disappear into the floorboards to escape this horrible, awkward, horribly awkward situation. The worst part by far is that now that the idea is in his head, it won't go away. Horny fantasy timeeee.
Siegblut โ Also turning red, stuttering, YELLING. When he's this embarrassed, he gets all grouchy and blustery on reflex. Assumes that whoever said it was trying to make fun of him, and sulks about it afterward because the moment won't stop replaying in his head.