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Hachikyu 

It's better than the alternative... right...? Hachikyu is horrifically, existentially embarrassed by being taken out in public at all, and the outfits really aren't making it better. That said, anything is better than rotting alone in some sketchy, miserable shelter, and he's grateful enough to bite his tongue and at least try to endure. It's not like you'd want to hear his whining about it, anyway. It's better (and worse) once he starts getting turned on by the attention...

F

The situation isn't bad, in theory, but he's waiting for this to turn into something terrible. F can only foresee being shown off in public ending in some kind of brutal group-use session, so he's bracing for the worst every time you take him out. He keeps thinking that he's bound to end up as a fancy offering or favor for people to take their urges out on, and even with a lot of time to get used to it, he struggles to comprehend that you really just want to pamper him.

Kirsch

He looooves the attention, in the sense that you're willingly showing off to everyone in the immediate vicinity that he's your property to do as you please with, and sees the spoiling as proof that he's wanted, with all of the concerning implications that entails. It's a bit of a downside that he doesn't get as much one-on-one time, but that's a sacrifice that Kirsch is willing to make, so long as you keep showering him in attention. So long as he feels owned, he's content.

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Love1

The idea of a relationship catches Love1 entirely off guard. Not that he doesn't want it! It's just so far from anything he expected that he's left struggling to know how to react. Dates, gifts, and physical affection are all overwhelmingly affectionate— and the best thing Love1 can think to do is use his usual comedy to laugh off the almost painfully genuine feelings that come back to claw at his heart every time. Once you're treating him like a partner, Love1 gets quickly, pathetically attached. And while he's far from high-maintenance, the best way he knows to show affection is the same clingy, over-dramatic pestering usually directed at Like2.

Like2

In a romantic relationship, Like2 still approaches things transactionally. He feels safer with a familiar pattern to fall back on, so he offers himself at his cutest and best in exchange for being treated like your partner. The dates, gifts, and near-constant physical affection feel like more spoiling than he could ever deserve, but Like2 wants it so badly that he'll try to trust it anyway. He's a needy partner, always begging for shopping sprees and fancy dates, but that bratty attitude is softened by how he offers you his everything in return. He'll make himself as pretty and pleasing as possible, so you won't stop wanting him.

F

F has a very, very hard time comprehending that you want an actual relationship with him— not just exclusive rights to using him as your toy. He's a bit hopeful that it will be better for his Master to be the only one hurting and using him, but he still spends a long while constantly resorting to his usual flirting and masochistic advances. Even when he starts to realize you're serious, romance flusters him horribly. Dates and gifts and soft, non-sexual touch all feel disorientingly beyond the realm of things he could ever deserve. He likes it, though, so much that he's perpetually terrified of messing up the one nice relationship he's ever had.

Kirsch

As a partner, he's halfway between a spoiled sugar baby and a possessive little brat who will do anything to keep his place as your "favorite". Kirsch sees the relationship as more of a reward or privilege he's won than an equal partnership, and he's actively striving to make sure he'll keep earning it. He's not picky about things like gifts and dates— so long as you're paying attention to him, he's content to cuddle up to you and (somewhat smugly) gush about how grateful he is for Master's love. However, while he's not hard to please, he is viciously jealous of any other guns who seem like they might take his special relationship with you away.

Mauser

If you can thrown F into this too?

Master: *insert meme of LETS TAKE IBUPROFEN TOGETER*

Mikhael

He's horrified that you're taking so much of a risk for his sake, yet also not entirely convinced you're telling the truth about these pills, in the first place. Too shocked to refuse, he takes what you offer him... and is even more stunned to realize that he feels better afterward. Once he's had enough time to accept that you aren't planning some awful trick, Mikhael gets a bit less guarded around you. You went out of your way to help him, after all.

Like2

He immediately assumes that this is the usual kind of "deal" he makes— the kind where soldiers offer things he wants, and take their payment from his body in return. It's a bit unsettling that you're offering pain meds, but if you already know how much he's hurting, there's no point in turning them down. When you don't pick up on his (very obvious) advances, however, Like2 starts getting anxious. He owes you, and he despises that looming debt.

Love1

He's instantly wary of your intentions with the pills, but so caught off-guard by the offer that he can't come up with a reason not to take them. And then, when the only effect is a staggering lack of the agony he's grown accustomed to, Love1 is so overwhelmed with relief that his prior suspicions go entirely forgotten. He'll be right back to questioning your motives later, but even then, it's distressingly difficult to find reasons to doubt the selfless offer.

Springfield

Even though he knows that taking strange pills could end very badly, Springfield doesn't dare to refuse. The realization that they really were just pain pills makes him terribly emotional— you went out of your way just to help him, and that's far more kindness than he deserves. He's openly, pitifully grateful, and nearly brought to tears every time you offer another dose of relief. It makes him even more attached to you, that you'd be so kind to a broken tool.

F

Like2

He wakes up panicked and disoriented, and digs his claws into the warm body next to him entirely on instinct. As his brain catches up with reality, though, it's a whole new kind of terror that comes rushing in. He hurt you. There's blood. Clawing you up like some kind of feral animal (while you allowed him in your bed) is far from the image of cuteness and desirability that Like2 so desperately aims for— and worse, he's certain you're going to punish him for it.

Herme

Even when he's back to full consciousness and looking right at the shallow, bloody lines scored into your shoulder, Herme can hardly believe he was the one to cause them. Such a lapse in control is unheard of for him— and over a mere nightmare, no less. He'll apologize immediately and make sure the wounds are tended to, while fully expecting severe punishment for the damage he caused. Still, it's hard to process that he'd make such a mistake at all.

Gras

Though he's far from surprised that he'd end up clawing someone while frantic and hardly conscious, having it happen while he was in bed with you is a stroke of truly awful luck. How typical, Gras thinks, that he'd fuck up and hurt you when all you'd done was offer him a place in your bed. The spiral of self-loathing thoughts only makes him more emotional and unstable; and that plus the fear of incoming anger and rejection likely leads him to lash out.

Chassepot

Waking up to your yelp of pain and the sight of blood sends Chassepot into a far worse panic than the nightmare alone. He's horrified that he hurt you, and the mix of terror and choking shame has him stumbling through frantic, clumsy attempts to clean up the wounds and apologize. Hurting his Master is the kind of behavior that his awful brother is known for— he's better than that! This lingering shame will haunt him for a long, long time.

Murata

Like2 — Smug. Although his counterpart's insults don't do more than irritate him (by now, Like2 can tell he's just jealous), hearing Master back him up just fuels his ego. He'll be rubbing it in Like Two's face for weeks that he's your favorite, positively preening at the attention.

Like Two — Horrified. Like Two will disgustedly snap at you for having such trashy taste, insisting that a strong weapon will better serve you than some pretty toy— but internally, the rejection hurts. He'll never admit it, but he's a lot more self-conscious from then on.

Hokusai — He's delighted that you're taking an interest in his biology, and will explain anything you ask about in near-excessive detail. You get all the answers you want, and then some... though sometimes, that comes with more disturbing information than anticipated. It's all from personal experience, too, which makes it so much worse.

Siegblut — He immediately assumes you're only asking so you can make fun of him (the cow jokes never end), and reacts aggressively as a result. It takes a while to convince him you're genuinely curious, but at that point, he'll at least try to give you answers. The whole subject is mortifying, but you're at least being nice about it.

Enfield — He's happy to answer your questions to the best of his ability... and seems almost too eager to have you examine the things that catch your interest. Even though Enfield has plenty of experience acting "normal" in front of you, the near-clinical handling has him squirming under your touch, visibly flustered and red-faced.

Love1 — He's terribly uncomfortable with your questions, and struggling to dodge out of giving proper answers in the hopes you'll let the topic drop. You're bound to find out just how broken his body is if you look too closely, after all. His joking responses and strategically vague answers betray his nervousness soon enough.