SemiJuggalo's Art Blog

“I tell my younger friends that no matter how I go, I want it reported that I drowned in moonlight, strangled by my own bra.”

Goodnight, Carrie. May the force be with you.

Alright so there’s this attraction at Disney World, a little something you might have heard of called The Hall of Presidents. It’s like Great Moments With Mr. Lincoln at Disneyland only biggerer

look at all these fucks

Anyway the presidents say some shit and over the years it’s been a tradition to add in a new animatronic for the current president of the United States. For example you have your NAFTA-signing adulterer president Bill Clinton

Kinda creepy looking. Anyway then you have your war-criminal-playing-the-fool president George W Bush who people used to boo during the show

Even the other presidents are like ‘this fucker’

And then finally you have your Token Black Guy in the bunch, your dying-on-the-inside-and-disappointing president Barack Obama

The slave-owning presidents just kinda avert their eyes during this part if my memory is right

ANYWAY

so

on the subject of presidents

we have a big, important election coming up this November that will ultimately decide the fate of many controversial yet vital issues, and so you need to think carefully when you vote, this shit ain’t no joke

but if you’re still torn on who you want to lead America, just remember that the next president will also live at Disney World, and not just for eight years, but for forever or until society collapses anyway

do you see where I’m going with this

WE CANNOT LET THIS BIGOTTED CRUSTY ORANGE FUCKER LIVE IN THE HAPPIEST PLACE ON EARTH AS A FUCKING ROBOT TO HAUNT HISTORY DO YOU UNDERSTAND ME

HOLY SHIT!!!!

*Deep breath*

The animatic I’ve been working on of “It’s Gonna Get Weird” (x) by Neil Cicierega.

I’ve never really done anything like this before ( and especially not something as long as this GOSH ) so it’s a bit rough around the edges I’m sure, so uh, yeah.