Self Proclaimed Gorl

I’m literally in my beast form going to bed

Stop calling the crumbs shit. None of you realize how hard it is to photoshop crumbs falling mid-air via a birds-eye perspective. They don't just have 'mid-air granola crumbs' on google, no one has ever thought of photographing that before. I had to color a bunch of boulders brown. I had to find images of various boulders and color them brown, whnich yeah, when I say it out loud, does make it sound like a funny euphemism for shit, but it's really more of a light brown color and it took a lot of time and effort, so stop.

i thought they were bees.

oh my fucking god. oh my god. it can't possibly look like that to you

Genuinely how much of online media illiteracy is just teenagers who aren’t done with English class and have more internet access than they should?

They're adding sorrow to fortnite

Hideo Kojima needs to stop naming people words so I can make my quips in peace

Senator Armstrong is the name of the man with strong arms

if you're an adult behaving immaturely i'm not going to "treat you like a child" about it because i have a lot of respect for children as an oppressed and vulnerable class of people. i will however treat you like an embarrassment. which you are being.

Oh

Me when

ohhhhhh my god

your boss takes you into his office and grimly informs you that he’s unemploygnant and it’s yours

I would rather he just publicly execute me

fuck hussle culture, the toad to success is to sleep well, eat well and have fun

i meant road. road to success

Oh, to be a little kitten who just got vaccinated and then taken to a high-end restaurant and tasted the best food the chefs could offer and then fell asleep in a basket.

They're having a 2 for 1 Who gives a Fuck special at the Shove It up your Ass store

Pouring one out for Poison Junior.