Seer of Stuff

This was a lunch time experience, and we worked at a small software development firm and there was a scheduled all-hands meeting after lunch. Our supervisor (politely) asked us to leave the meeting because we reeked of garlic.

@importantanimalmemes

Star Trek won't show me enough queer rebellious counter culture on Cardassia so I will do it myself

oyster

guardian of the forest

[Video description: A TikTok by @neontigertattoo. Gentle guitar music plays over all speech, muting it. A tattooist is filmed tattooing a bald heavily tattooed pierced person with a beard on their scalp. The bald person says "This hurts... Do you have any numbing cream?". The tattooist replies "No, I don't have any numbing cream... But I have something else!". The tattoist then softly kisses the bald person on the head, who smiles widely in response. The video pans out, showing the legs of the bald person on the tattoo bed laying on their front and kicking their legs giddily as the tattooist continues. End description.]

Good, I hope it haunts everyone about to enter a body of water so bad that they wear a life jacket. 🙌

Every single person I knew (past tense) who has drowned was "a strong swimmer." Water in the wild does not care how good you are at swimming.

You may be unable to return to shore. Rescue may be unable to find you quickly.