watch akiba maid war

this is what it looks like and feels like to eat beef stew

oh, the 2010s. the days on tumblr that felt like they'd last forever. seymour. randy. assorted others.

Penis nomenclature is one of the less-discussed hazards of having very particular tastes in erotic fanfic. I once ran across a story that improbably had both the exact pairing and the exact kink I was looking for, only to get clotheslined at the first sex scene by the fact that the text consistently referred to the lead's penis as their "dork".

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hands clasped behind back is very powerful because of the intersection of "keeping my hands further away from you as a kind of weakness" and "hiding my hands so you cant see what they're doing".