assigned bastard at birth

cutting a glory hole in the fourth wall

was so well-behaved the dentist let me put my fingers in his mouth too

i love saving images onto my cell phone. it’s like picking berries

gender affirming care is great but they should invent juice that makes you taller. what do i do if my my transition goal is slenderman. will i ever be satisfied.

i love rechecking my friends' pronouns five times just in case i accidentally called them deadname mcslurrington

in space no one can hear you moan like a girl

Ground control here, we can hear you just fine

I’m totally listening to you talk while we go for a walk outside but theres a bug on the sidewalk and I need to pick it up so it doesn’t get squished, also theres a bird in the sky I must point out and name, and theres a rare flower I must tell you a fact about….

wtf are borders anyway. like yeah u were born on this beautiful earth buuuuut 😊 u cant go here. or here either

Those sick fucks at Ocean Spray will mix anything with a cranberry

i am massively overdue for a very very good week where not a single bad thing happens and everything is easy

reblog to give prev a very good week where not a single bad thing happens and everything is easy