ཐི ₍ᐢ. ̞.ᐢ₎ ཋྀ

im not fucking joking i just found a women want me fish fear me hat on the ground

fonts will be named shit like viscera antique, 16 bit dreams, doctor's orders, bingo condensed, googly, wish you were here

hello friendly reminder that you do not need a special occasion to use nice things! if you wait long enough your nice bath bomb won't be as fizzy! your favourite fruits will go out of season! candles are meant to be burned, not looked at! you're not enjoying your special tea if it's just sitting in your cupboard! you're allowed to have nice and special things on completely ordinary days! heck, it might just make that day special!!

love the word fruitless. arguing with you is like if there was no apples involved whatsoever

i say yay and yippee a lot but i mean it. i always mean it. *looks into the distance pensively*

downloading my pdfs and epubs so i can always never read them

The core conceit of Lord of the Rings is pretty funny. You are a twenty three year old in a suburb of Maine. The little bracelet in your grandpa’s attic has an inscription on it that is the password to the world’s entire nuclear arsenal. It is up to you to walk to the only hydraulic press in the world, located in Arizona, before the FBI finds the bracelet, kills you, and enslaves the suburb of Maine you currently live in

Also the 90-year old hobo that your grandpa beat in a rap battle for possession of the bracelet while hiding from the Romanian secret police really loved the bracelet because it was coated in small amounts of LSD and tried to hunt and kill your grandpa to get it back. He was then apprehended by the FBI and instantly gave them your grandpa’s address. Seal Team Six is about to break down your door and shoot you, says your local congressman who can also do cool magic tricks

There's a guy in NY who MIGHT be capable of destroying the codes but won't coz he simply wants to spend time with his wife. So it's up to your grandpa's old friend in rural Ohio to get you the friends capable of finishing the task.

And we must not, at any point, remember the existence of aircraft and ask aloud why we can't just fly to Arizona

We can't use aircraft because the fbi has access to all the flight data how many times do we need to go over this

Yes cost of living is really bad but it's like just straight up not true that "there's just no way to live on less than 100k a year !!!" and when u pretend that's true you're just being extremely insulting to the many many people who live on much much less because you cannot fathom what our lives are like

You have to find a way to talk about how everyone deserves to have enough money to be alive without alienating and implicitly excluding a huge chunk of people from the conversation by setting your lowest possible income floor at like. 50k a year salaried job. Your idea of horrifying unimaginable unliveable poverty is a fantasy to a lot of us.