I'm not getting paid am I?

One should always have at least 2 craft projects going. That way, when one of them is messed up and misbehaving, you can switch to another, and let the first one sit there and think about what it's done.

Instructions unclear; my 17 ongoing craft projects have unionized against me.

writing? oh, i’m definitely writing. in my head. during the most inconvenient times. like in the shower or when i’m about to fall asleep. actual typing? no, no, we don’t do that here.

i hate when ppl act like the only reason to not like a "sad" ending is because you can't take it or whatever. personally as a tragedy enjoyer, i hate a poorly written ending. i hate an ending that is just kind of a bummer. i hate an ending that feels mean-spirited to the audience. i hate an ending that's redundant. i love a sad ending that is thematically consistent, poignant, and bespoke to the rest of its narrative.

#if you've got to earn a happy ending you've got to earn a sad one too

@secretaryblossom <3

😌 i accept payment in flowers

COBALT MENTIONED OUTSIDE OF TWITTER???

Anybody else got that Evergiven sized writers block

What’s the comic sans trick?

#i feel like someone just asked me to eat dirt for my health

Wingdings holy shit some of y'all are on a whole different level of galaxy wizard brain batshittery and I am in awe.

@andauril

sharing this here because you can can do bats

I try boss 💖💖! Brian shinnies are strong though. (Hears animal chittering in the bg)

if i say "i imagine" or "i think" in regards to my ocs its because i dont knowwwwww. theyre living their own lives im just filming them at occasional moments and calling it a day

Your body must be rested and fed if you wish to be a pervert.

reading isn't enough I need to swallow the book whole