Akin To the Mola Mola

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If I don’t always reblog this assume I am dead

SHES SO PROUD OF HER BBY

[video: Hideo Kojima plays a nintendo switch game where he and another player (both of whom are wearing sheriff’s hats) have a standoff, controllers at their sides, waiting to draw quicker than the other. Kojima adjusts his hat, looks at the onlookers, looks at the screen, then faces back to his opponent. they stare each other down for a tense moment. before the opponent can even react, Kojima draws first, lightning quick, and shoots. his opponent is visibly upset, having clearly underestimated Kojima, who begins flipping his controller around as if it were a revolver, finishing up by blowing the (non-existent) smoke from the barrel. an ocelot’s meow echoes as the camera zooms in on his face]

You’re…pretty good

i still can’t believe he guesses the EXACT time it says fire. no human can react like that. then again..

the only sad thing about this scene being in picture form is that you can’t hear the way Garcia says “Quantico”. Kwan-tee-co.

This is seriously amazing.

Hello yes 911 I just witnessed a fucking murder

Most people probably don’t mind being at work. It’s waking up to go there that sucks.

I love my job more than a majority of things. Likewise I hate waking up more than virtually everything else.

this morning NASA abandoned their mars rover Opportunity (aka Oppy) because it (she) got hit by a storm on Mars and it knocked her camera and wheels out and her last words to the team were “my battery is low and it is getting cold”. I know she’s a machine but I’m devastated. Oppy is the one who discovered water on Mars. RIP oppy ily space baby

omfg

hdhshs

the most realistic depiction of swimsuit shopping