Fuck Milk

He doesn't show her face. He tries not to laugh at a basic question so she's not embarrassed. Films his reaction, and is so kind. This is SUCH a good video.

all movies are for children because the moving image is inherently juvenile. to be entertained by it even moreso

You don't like New Yawk? 🗽? Bada Bing?

no 🛩️

anotha one🛩️

tip: if you wake up on time and then lie in bed unmoving for 20 minutes you will no longer be on time

sorry to be a broken record every month but christ menstruation is a stupid concept. oooooh excuse me for not getting pregnant, why the fuck is there goo falling out of me about it? grow the fuck up and reabsorb that shit for nutrients.

kind of fascinating how a lot of people don’t really know how food works

saw a twitter video of a dude making like fried broccoli with bacon or whatever and everyone in the replies was going “can’t believe he took something healthy and turned it into poison!!!!” i don’t really know how to explain to you that you’re still eating broccoli, and the healthy nutrients do not magically leave the broccoli just because you fried it

Assignment misunderstood. I have now built a city.