cherry valley forever
todays bird
we're not kids anymore.
祝日 / Permanent Vacation
Stranger Things
⁂
shark vs the universe
🪼
$LAYYYTER
styofa doing anything
❣ Chile in a Photography ❣
Keni
trying on a metaphor
Show & Tell
2025 on Tumblr: Trends That Defined the Year
pixel skylines
Jules of Nature
JVL
blake kathryn
seen from Netherlands
seen from Singapore
seen from United States
seen from United States
seen from United States
seen from Canada
seen from Malaysia
seen from Ireland
seen from United States
seen from United Kingdom
seen from Australia
seen from Türkiye
seen from Canada
seen from United States
seen from United Arab Emirates
seen from Malaysia
seen from Canada
seen from United States
seen from Malaysia
seen from Australia
@lemonmintcoughdrops
Hey just fyi, I am officially switching blogs to @jaztice! If you want to keep seeing my nonsense then follow me there. I’m not gonna delete this blog or anything, but I am lowkey abandoning it. But it’s still me. So no fear. Love y’all ❤️
Anya is live and ready to show you everything. Watch her strip, dance, and perform exclusive shows just for you. Interact in real-time and make your fantasies come true.
Free to watch • No registration required • HD streaming
thinking about hardison's nana and the fbi. they show up, she invites them in for tea and skillfully dodges their questions. plays up the flustered old lady act and they leave with cookies but no answers.
she raised two high-level hackers, she's definitely on some kind of invented-just-for-her watchlist. they track her internet activity but she posts "how to google" on facebook and nobody's sure if it's real or not (including hardison)
6 November -
I'm so sorry
Anya is live and ready to show you everything. Watch her strip, dance, and perform exclusive shows just for you. Interact in real-time and make your fantasies come true.
Free to watch • No registration required • HD streaming
“gender envy” this “gender envy” that,,, sir that man is a senior citizen
I don't plan on being 19 - 24 forever ????? Gender investment.
Gender compounding interest. Gender dividends.
Gender retirement plan
remember that catfish episode where she catfished her cousin bc he called her a fat ass kelly price 3 years ago
You know what else she did, she bloody did a horror movie plot twist, where she called the show to investigate whomever was cat fishing her cousin, so basically everyone that they were investigating to the cat fish was a red herring by her, leading to the climax of the episode where it was revealed that she was the one cat fishing him lol
Gone Girl (2014), David Fincher
why do all the words sound heavier in my native language?
— @metamorphesque, Yoojin Grace Wuertz (Mother Tongue), Still Dancing: An Interview With Ilya Kaminsky (by Garth Greenwell), Jhumpa Lahiri (Translating Myself and Others), @lifeinpoetry
˗ˏˋ☕ˎˊ˗
i want a typical Con Artist Movie where the protagonist sets out to create your standard pyramid scheme, but they have adhd and out of pure boredom end up redesigning the generic tupperware/vitamin supplements/essential oils etc they were originally selling. by complete accident they end up inventing useful products and a legitimate business model, while skillfully evading the Federal Trade Commission--by sneakily obeying all laws and regulations. the entire narrative is told in the style of a heist film
Every Non-ADHD Person: Wait, what? That doesn’t even make sense.
Every ADHD Person Ever: Finally, a realistic take on ADHD. That’s like the time I....
Anya is live and ready to show you everything. Watch her strip, dance, and perform exclusive shows just for you. Interact in real-time and make your fantasies come true.
Free to watch • No registration required • HD streaming
My dad was dealing with some mixed feelings so I told him "In therapy when something is too complicated to do a simple 'pro and contra list' we sometimes do an excercise where you imagine all these mixed feelings around a table in some kind of conference, letting each tell their bit and you leading the debate."
and my dad didn't really respond and just stared ahead so I kept preparing lunch. Until a few minutes later when he suddenly piped up: "I am having a bad time at the conference"
Remember when Rush Limbaugh said Natives were to blame for white men dying from lung cancer because of tobacco, so on behalf of all Natives, WE GOT HIM!
I think it'd be really funny if you could be honest when applying for jobs though. Like hi I'm so fucking autistic. I hate standing up for long periods of time and I don't work well in groups. I resent your establishment and all it stands for but I need money to live. Hire me please god hire me I can't keep living with my parents. Because I'm transgender. Okay fuck you email me back. God bless
Liking this new phase in the twitterpocalypse
They chose violence <3
playing spot the newcomer is easy because they’re the mfs who censor everything
“unalive” “k!ll” you can be free here. loosen up
i dont know how to break this to you but saying the word kill will not influence that
I've got another wild surprise for you about how Tumblr works.
I'm so glad to see @firefox-official can be trusted, thanks to those important blue internet checkmarks
Anya is live and ready to show you everything. Watch her strip, dance, and perform exclusive shows just for you. Interact in real-time and make your fantasies come true.
Free to watch • No registration required • HD streaming
annoying disability tropes in media
hey kids this idea needs some more nuance
If Batman and Spider-Man switched rogues galleries none of their villains would last more than ten minutes against the new enemy
Batman takes down all of Spider-Man’s villains with ruthless efficiency and preparation
Batman’s villains are all like “TAKE ME SERIOUSLY DAMMIT” and Spider-Man is like “No 😜”
The Joker would have an intense hatred for Spider-Man because Spider-Man is actually funny
That was the exact thought process behind this post
In Gotham:
“Riddle me this-”
“I like knock knock jokes better.”
In New York:
Green Goblin is getting his ass beat by 12 orphans in spandex
[ID: an instagram comment by pun_intended24 that reads: “Batman’s villains are all theatre majors, Spider-Man’s villains are all STEM majors. Only by being matched up against their kryptonites- a STEM major that’s funnier than them and a theatre major with better critical thinking than them, respectively, can they truly be defeated.” end ID]
