i love in One Piece whenever a deeply traumatized character tries to convince luffy that they're unlovable and that he's better off leaving them behind and that he shouldn't waste his time on them and luffys reaction every time is the most blunt "what the fuck are you talking about? are you stupid?"

i'm more than willing and able to suspend my disbelief for witch hat atelier because i think all of the stuff that doesn't really hold up to scrutiny is in service of parts of the larger work that are extremely good. but i must admit it is incredibly funny that the state of witch innovation is such that 12 year olds are regularly capable of coming up with incredibly practical shit nobody has bothered inventing yet

its also very funny that witch society has invented stuff like Underwater City but they seem to have not come up with innovations such as 'stamps' or 'stencils' or maybe even 'a compass' that might aid in consistent reproduction of vital magics for day-to-day life. but also i think this one actually does track because we know witches are regressive traditionalists and if you told them about stencils and implied this could be a good or practical way to draw magic i think they would immediately start talking down to you about effort and authenticity and the human soul with identical cadence to bluesky posters in a quote repost of an article they haven't read that has AI mentioned in the headline.

it's so hardcover –> we're so paperback

"tiktok ruined ___ hobby!!!" it's okay you don't need to use tiktok. i promise you you aren't going to miss it. you won't feel the need to perform for others if you ground yourself in real life.

shower gel label:  immerse your self in this new   “Me Time” luxury   fruity tooty.    abandon all sense of identity and dissolve  Your memories into this   soothing chemical broth    One billion melons are in this tube… use them wisely

it must feel good as hell when you’re a horse and you take a big bite out of an apple like ttshoke

your command over onomatopoeia is unmatched bestie

god I'm such a slut for Chinese eggplant in garlic sauce *decides it’s inaccurate to refer to myself as a slut in light of my minimal sexual activity* if The Enemy discovered my ardor for Chinese eggplant in garlic sauce, they would gain a significant strategic advantage

we all need to take better care of our selfs or we might Pass away

the most important virtues for the young woman are as follows: time theft, selfishness, orgasms, irreverence to authority, sacrilegious behavior, a questioning mind, and eating regular meals.

I think being pinned onto the clothesline and fluttering in the afternoon breeze while I sun dry would cure me actually

eternal ass june ive already reincarnated 10,000 lives this month

you have permission to pick that 2 year old "abandoned" project back up. it's not mad at you for setting it aside. and maybe time and distance have helped ease or erase the things that made you put it down in the first place.

[the most low energy you have ever seen me] we’re about to go crazy mode

the "came back wrong" trope except like... they didnt. like this mad scientists wife died, and so he studied necromancy, brought her back, and she came back and it all worked. like she came back exactly the same as she was before with literally no difference. but the scientist guy is like "oh no... what have i done.... shes Different now!!!! she came back Wrong!!!!" and shes just like. chilling. reading a book. cooking dinner. shes just so so normal but in the guys mind hes like "oh shes soooo weird" but shes just normal

NO its a JOKE and YOU DONT GET IT. ITS NOT THAT DEEP

While she was dead he put his memory of her on such a high pedestal that she could never live up to it alive

alternatively‚ she came back perfectly fine but he thinks she came back wrong‚ because the tragic reality is that he never actually knew his wife

im going INSANE thats MY POST.

It's your post but the journey to posting it changed it to such a degree that even its closest intimacies are now foreign to you. Sorry dude.