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Why am I suddenly attracted to a cactus I hate this website

I FOUND IT

I thought this was a chuck tingle cover for a second

i approve

Hamilton H-47 Metalplane (from when people were smaller)

this guy is just keeping a shit ton of eels in a storm drain? There's a water filtration system down there? the water is clear?? there's crawfish?? they possibly ate the other crawfish??? there's an aquarium above the pool???? he's just tossing animals in there to be eaten maybe???

Eel pit Eel pit Eel pit

I think you all need to understand that if I was on a date and the person across the table from you started telling me about their eel pit all I would be able to think about was making out with that person and their Galaxy brain for the rest of the evening.

Women can write m/m. Men can write f/f. Asexuals can write filthy smut. Lesbians and gay men can write m/f. It's all arbitrary anyway. Who give a shit.

"Oh but they don't have an experience of-" I don't have any experience committing or solving murders either but that's still mostly what I read and write about.

I've never banged an alien but here we are.

You've never banged an alien yet! There's always time!

Everyones allways like "Go, My Scarab" and throws me at a guy but no ones ever like "Come Here My Scarab" and gives me a hug, know what I mean?

This is a lupin III episode whose English dub title was “but your brother was such a nice guy”

let’s go back to the vampire twin sister of jesus christ for a second i havent fully processed that part yet

there's a stage in sandwich consumption where it's falling to pieces & you're desperately cupping it in your hands & it's like this poor wounded animal that is covered in mustard & wants to die

This is never not funny

rebloggin’ cause that is the actual look on my face when that happens