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if I don’t reply just assume it’s my curse acting up

tender-hearted deer seeking midnight rendezvous with car headlights, must be bright enough to blind and twice as cruel. likes impact play, exhibitionism, aftercare (must be able to transport my body to the side of the road). dislikes traffic light system.

kitten, stop fucking around and tell daddy where you hid his prozac or daddy's gonna add another 'hey there delilah' to the sex playlist

why do you guys only like my bad posts

I just think that if you knew you were going to be pissed off by monsterfucker vibes being added to Frankenstein in a film adaptation, you probably should not have watched the Frankenstein movie directed by the world's most famous monsterfucking advocate.

I had a dream that everyone hated the cookies I sent them and they all were telling me like. Eh they were like a 2/10.