Don't forget, I'm with you in the dark

I wish my self image would choose one. I'm so tired of flip flopping between 'Im the ugliest fucker on the planet' and 'im literally cute'

Unfortunately today it has landed on 'im the ugliest guy ever and nobody could be attracted to me'. Sighs heavily. I'm going to kms

hey, tag this with a food people get really upset about you not liking

Thank you for coming to my this

I got an ad on here for a fluffy grey hat with a symbol on it, but they blurred the symbol. And I will not lie to you I thought the blur was for NSFW reasons and the symbol was actually a hole. Like to put your peanis in. And I was SO confused why I was being advertised an amorphous, furry grey thing you're meant to fuck. I was looking at it like 'what is this shape....? Aren't these usually a sexy shape like an ass or something....? Why is it just a blob?'

THE CHARACTER *rips hair out* AGHHHHHHHHH THE CHARACTER *blasts music* THE FUCKING CHARACTER AUGHHHAUABHHHBBHBHHHHHH *explodes*

lets make jokes that dont make sense and are bad

I took my little brother (autistic, mostly non verbal) out and he was using his voice keyboard to tell me something, and this little boy (maybe 4 or 5?) heard him and asked me "Is he a robot??" I tried to explain to him that no, he isn't a robot, he just communicates differently, but my darling brother was in the background max volume "I am robot I am robot I am robot I am robot"