Professional idiot. Questionable blurb writer. Gif maker. 29. Kawh/Jess, I don't mind either. Asks are never off, but if you're sending requests, then I'm slow with them and my backlog is over 100+ asks atmβ as a warning.
I have enough anons blocked to start a thriving village. Don't be an ass.
I post mostly hockey and formula 1, with a lot of sprinkled nonsense inbetween.
My fresh taglist form is here -> here.
My main blurb masterlist is here, but it's also not updated to current time atm -> here.
I record hockey clips and my mega is -> here.
divider credits: @/cafekitsune + @/lunardividers
Taglist directory and explanation below ->
Tags. Got a whole bunch of them. I don't want people to see what they don't want to see, especially since I post a lot of different stuff. However this evolved of a system is relatively new.
#Kawh's Asks π‘π ¨ <- this is my ask tag. Everybody say thank you xkit. It means I don't miss one and you can filter it out if you want.
You can block out all my blurbs by filtering out the x reader tag for each person. As a blanket kicking off the island. I tag all of my dark!au fics with #dark x, #dark!x and #dark fic. You can also filter out with #kawh talks about x tag for each player or person.
All talk of dark!au content will be under #kawh talks about dark!au.
You can also block them all by filtering the #kawh writes tag.
To search for or filter out my gifs, use the #kawh gifs x, or #kawh gifs tag. Individual block or blanket ban. Other gifs that I reblog will fall under the later mentioned #kawh talks about x tag.
If you want to filter out me talking about hockey, use the #kawh talks about hockey tag. For specific players, I'm going forward using the tag #kawh talks about x. Even if I'm talking about a specific player, it'll still come with the hockey tag version.
If you want to filter out me talking about f1, it's the same method. #kawh talks about f1 blocks all of it. #kawh talks about x also applies here.
I'd offer a tag to block out all the other random shit but that's usually just a blind queue on my phone. It's mostly just cats.
I also have blanket filter and searchable #f1 gif and #nhl gif tags. But the others are more specific.
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Iβm still annoyed with the Kimi comment. Barely anything irritates me as much as people making fucking dumbass assumptions about me, acting like they know my head better than I do. Still insisting after I make it clear.
Itβs never my problem. I also know assumptions donβt matter at all. They arenβt a reflection of myself.
It just makes my anger skyrocket. Which can then make people think theyβre correct. Which only irritates me more.
I guess I also canβt stand the opinion that talking about something or someone always has to βmeanβ something to a few people.
βI think you like Kimiβ brother, that man is borderline a child to me. Iβm TWENTY-NINE. Heβs very endearing and strikes some maternal (?)instincts like the shark hockey boys up.
βSo what if heβs 19?β Iβm not even an age gap Andy. I couldnβt give a fuck, 99% of the time. But Iβm not attracted to anyone with an age starting with 1.
Iβm just not. I can tell you when I know someone is pretty, but it ainβt the same shit.
My head goes off the rails for Oscar+Max. Thank you for coming to my ted talk.
Generally I would say that an absolute bottom limit is 21. Thinking anything sexual, personally, about anyone younger, would give myself the βickβ in about 5 different languages.
βI think you like Kimiβ brother, that man is borderline a child to me. Iβm TWENTY-NINE. Heβs very endearing and strikes some maternal (?)instincts like the shark hockey boys up.
βSo what if heβs 19?β Iβm not even an age gap Andy. I couldnβt give a fuck, 99% of the time. But Iβm not attracted to anyone with an age starting with 1.
Iβm just not. I can tell you when I know someone is pretty, but it ainβt the same shit.
My head goes off the rails for Oscar+Max. Thank you for coming to my ted talk.
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Always remember that the EU did a study in 2013 about the effects of piracy on media publishers and found that there is no correlation between piracy and sales! (And then they tried to hide that study bc that's not the result they wanted)
So piracy is at worst not even a problem, and at best it's free advertisement.
Source: (the link to the actual study is in the article)
In 2013, the European Commission ordered a β¬360,000 ($430,000) study on how piracy affects sales of music, books, movies and games in the EU
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Next edit probably isn't gonna be the best because I just have this song stuck in my head + it doesn't have many clips. I used my own audio last time, but I usually cba.
i just saw ur previous poston gif tutorial. ignore my last ask
I'm always down for questions, even if I have one or two posts tbh. I only signpost that one because it took actual effort lmao.
If you use photoshopβ or others, I'm not sure if other software uses the same idea βframe delay is all of the work.
It'll never be as smooth as it is on PC, because tumblr mobile compression is the actual great evil.
For a more in depth example than I gave in that post:
This is my standard. It'll either be 0.04 or 0.05. This one is 0.05, but my base is just to go one higher than photoshop auto suggests. It depends on the framerateβ if it's a higher framerate, it'll auto go to 0.03, so I make it 0.04. If it gets set at 0.04, I make it 0.05.
Other people are more specific about what they set and why, but I'm lazy ->
0.06 with the same gif ->
0.07 with the same gif ->
0.08 with the same gif ->
Finally, 0.09 with the same gif. You can go higher, but anything above 5, I don't use. ->
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Your gifs are always so crisp and beautiful!! Can I ask what program you use to make them?
LIVE POV:
(thank you)
I use a combo of VapourSynth to make my MOV files that I then turn into gifs with photoshop. (I live and die with my cracked version)
I have a full tutorial here -> here.
I go through pretty much all of the process with written explanations and/or gifs. I'm always hoping that it makes the process maybe a little less scary.
You can do all your sharpening (or, most of it) and resize clips all from vapoursynth and it's stupid easy to drag them into photoshop since there's a video timeline. I find the 'usual' way of making gifs on photoshop pretty clunky. You can just drag the video length around instead of needing specific frame numbers.
The only things I've changed since that tutorial is that I've changed my synth settings slightly + I'm not adding noise manually for the past few days.