Let's skip first base and go straight to the ghost hunting and fucking in haunted castles.

jerking off to me is actually super good for ur health btw

Kitten and puppies and bunnies are All best Friends And eat cotton candy together and frolic in The fieldd

I will roboticize them all

Robotnik ass reply.

I gotta start reading URL's.

hey so can i get some gross yucky perverted sex that’s also sickeningly tender to the point of tears. please

I just want to model lingerie for you until you snap and finally take me

not to sound like a medieval peasant but, cheese and bread. garlic and butter. a menagerie of spices. potatoes. that’s what life is all about right there.

Come bite my shoulder while I fuck you with my fingers

and for the lady perhaps a creampie and a side of praise?

Face caressing with gentle slaps included 🥰

thank you to books for existing

wdym u don’t like missionary. we can kiss AND hold hands while fucking. do u even believe in love???

Books are so cool because there are no fucking ads in them